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2001 Ballots

Click on any of the links below to see that person's official ballot:

Alex Chojnowski

Charles Stella

Crystal Rocco

Dustin Stella

Paul Rocco

Tory Frazier

Trevin Frazier

Alex at Festivus 2001 Ground Zero

2001 Festivus CPDA Awards Ceremony Tally
 
Best Dressed - GQ
Winners:  
Alex & Charles (2 votes each)
Runner-ups:  Crystal (1 vote), Dustin (1 vote), Tory (1 v
ote)
Jeopardy Award - Smartest
Winner:  
Charles (5 votes)
Runner-up:  Paul (2 votes)

Seinfeld Award - Funniest
Winner:
 Paul (4 votes)
Runner-ups:  Charles (1 vote), Crystal (1 vote)

Ironman Award - Strongest
Winner:
 Trevin (3 votes)
Runner-ups:
 Alex (2 votes), Dustin (2 votes)

Video Game Star
Winner:  Trevin (4 votes)
Runner-ups:  Paul (2 votes), Tory (1 vote)

Ladies Man of the Year
Winner:  
Paul (6 votes)
Runner-up:  Dustin (1 vote)


Football - Best Tackler
Winner:  Dustin (3 votes)
Runner-ups:  Alex (2 votes), Paul (1 vote),Tory (1 vote)

Football - Best Kicker
Winner:  
Charles (6 votes)
Runner-up:  Alex (1 vote)

Football - Best Defensive Back
Winner:  Tory (4 votes)
Runner-ups:  Dustin (2 votes), Paul (1 vote)

Football - Running Back of the Year
Winner:  Trevin (5 votes)
Runner-ups:  Crystal (1 vote), Tory (1 vote)

Football - Wide Receiver of the Year
Winners:  
Charles & Dustin & Tory (2 votes each)
Runner-up:  Paul (1 vote)

Football - Quarterback of the Year
Winner:  
Paul (3 votes)
Runner-ups:  Alex (2 votes), Charles (2 votes)

Football - M.I.P. of the Year
Winner:  
Charles (3 votes)
Runner-ups:  Alex (2 votes), Trevin (2 votes)

Football - Defensive M.V.P.
Winner:  
Tory (3 votes)
Runner-ups:  Dustin (2 votes), Alex (1 vote), Paul (1 vote)

Football - Offensive M.V.P.
Winners:  
Charles & Dustin (3 votes each)
Runner-up:  Trevin (1 vote)

Football - M.V.P.
Winners:  
Dustin & Tory (2 votes each)
Runner-ups:  Charles (1 vote), Paul (1 vote), Trevin (1 vote)


Basketball - Best Rebounder
Winner:  
Dustin (4 votes)
Runner-up:  Charles (3 votes)

Basketball - Best Dribbler
Winner:  
Tory (5 votes)
Runner-ups:  Alex (1 vote), Charles (1 vote)

Basketball - Best 3-Point Shooter
Winner:  
Crystal (4 votes)
Runner-ups:  Charles (2 votes), Paul (1 vote)

Basketball - Best Free Throw Shooter
Winner:  
Dustin (4 votes)
Runner-ups:  Alex (1 vote), Crystal (1 vote), Paul (1 vote)

Basketball - Sharpshooter of the Year
Winner:  
Crystal (4 votes)
Runner-ups:  Alex (1 vote), Charles (1 vote), Paul (1 vote)

Basketball - M.I.P.
Winner:  
Alex (4 votes)
Runner-ups:  Charles (1 vote), Crystal (1 vote), Trevin (1 vote)

Basketball - Defensive M.V.P.
Winner:  
Charles (5 votes)
Runner-up:  Dustin (2 votes)

Basketball - Offensive M.V.P.
Winner:  Tory (5 votes)
Runner-ups:  Dustin (1 vote), Paul (1 vote)

Basketball - M.V.P.
Winner:  
Charles (4 votes)
Runner-ups:  Tory (2 votes), Trevin (1 votes)


Athletic Leadership Award
Winner:
 Alex (3 votes)
Runner-ups:  Charles (2 votes), Dustin (1 vote), Trevin (1 vote)

Athletic Sportsmanship Award
Winner:
 Trevin (3 votes)
Runner-ups:  Charles (2 votes), Dustin (2 votes)

M.I.P. Overall Athlete
Winner:  
Alex (3 votes)
Runner-ups:  Trevin (2 votes), Charles (1 vote), Crystal (1 vote)

M.V.P. Overall Athlete
Winner:  Tory (3 votes)
Runner-ups:  Charles (2 votes), Paul (1 vote)

Festivus 2001 Ground Zero Up-Close

Tally Statistics
 
Total Votes Received by Candidates:
Charles     49
Dustin      32
Tory         30
Paul          27
Alex         25
Trevin      24
Crystal     14
Sports Votes Received by Candidates:
Charles     41
Dustin      28
Tory         28
Alex         21
Trevin      17
Paul          13
Crystal      12
Football Votes Received by Candidates:
Charles     17
Dustin      14
Tory         13
Trevin       9
Alex          8
Paul          8
Crystal      
1
Basketball Votes Received by Candidates:
Charles     17
Tory         12

Dustin     
 11
Crystal     10
Alex         7
Paul          4
Trevin        2
Total Awards Received by Candidates:
Charles     8  (GQ, Jeopardy, Kicker, WR, F-Ball MIP, F-Ball Offense, B-Ball Defense, B-Ball MVP)
Tory          7  (DB, WR, F-Ball Defense, F-Ball MVP, Dribbler, B-Ball Offense, MVP)
Dustin       6  (Tackler, WR, F-Ball Offense, F-Ball MVP, Rebounder, Free Throw)
Alex          4  (GQ, B-Ball MIP, Leadership, MIP)
Trevin       4  (Ironman, Video Game, RB, Sportsmanship)
Paul          3  (Seinfeld, Ladies Man, QB)
Crystal      2  (3-Point Shooter, Sharpshooter)

Football Awards Received by Candidates:
Charles      
4  (Kicker, WR, F-Ball MIP, F-Ball Offense)
Dustin       4  (Tackler, WR, F-Ball Offense, F-Ball M.V.P.)
Tory        
  4  (DB, WR, F-Ball Defense, F-Ball MVP)
Paul          
1  (QB)
Trevin       1  (RB)
Alex          0
Crystal      
0
Basketball Awards Received by Candidates:
Charles     2  (B-Ball Defense, B-Ball MVP)
Crystal      2  (3-Point Shooter, Sharpshooter)
Dustin       2  (Rebounder, Free Throw Shooter)
Tory          2  (Dribbler, B-Ball Offense)
Alex          1  (B-Ball MIP)
Paul           0
Trevin       
0

An aerial view of Festivus 2001 Ground Zero

2001 Bowl Schedule
 
Turkey Bowl
November 23rd, 2001
Winners:  Alex, Charles, Dustin, Crystal, Fequire

Basantee Bowl
December 22nd, 2001
Winners:  Charles, Dustin, Paul

X-Mas Bowl
December 27th, 2001
Winners:  Alex, Charles, Trevin

Fiesta Bowl
December 30th, 2001
Winners:  Alex, Charles, Dustin

Turkey Bowl Logo

Bowl Recap
 
The Orange C&C Turkey Bowl M.V.P. trophy was awarded to Charles Stella for his performance (7 TD's, over 10 receptions without a drop).  The night before the game, he took two promo shots claiming he'll win the honor and even screamed "M.V.P.!" into the camera at the end of his interview.
Crystal Rocco admitted playing the worst football game of her life on the biggest game of the year.  She was responsible for three turnovers, several key dropped passes, and an inability to tackle in Turkey Bowl 2K1.  Since this was the only Bowl game she played she did not receive a single award at Festivus for football.
Alex Chojnowski is responsible for the most infamous interception of the year, when he threw a dart into the hands of Chris Fequire.  The interception happened during the Turkey Bowl along with three others.
Charles Stella was the only player not to lose a single game in the 2001 Bowl Capade.  However, he did not receive Football M.V.P. at Festivus.  The award was shared between Dustin Stella and Tory Frazier.  Dustin had a record of 3-1, very respectable.  Tory did not win a single game.  Still, Charles was honored as Bowl Capade 2001 M.V.P. by several other players.
Alex Chojnowski lead all quarterbacks in interceptions thrown, yet had more wins than any other quarterback.  He credits himself with being able to lose by only one point with Tory and Trevin, while his adversary Paul lost twice with the duo each time by five or more.
The X-Mas Bowl was proclaimed the biggest Bowl Capade upset.  In that game, Alex, Charles, and Trevin pulled off a win being down by two points late in the game.  The most lopsided win was the Fiesta Bowl where Alex, Charles, and Dustin managed to win 16-10.

The winning Turkey Bowl team

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