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Date: Friday,
November 28, 2003
Time: 1:00pm
Place: A-Section Football Field of Dreams
Turkey
Bowl 2K3 is sponsored by
A fun holiday snack that everyone will
enjoy! A tree shaped yellow cake with creme filling that is decorated with white frosting, green sprinkles and a red garland
of frosting.
Individually wrapped five to a carton.
* One of several refreshments
that will be available during halftime and after the game *
November 14, 2003
- 12:00am has passed, which means that there are two weeks to go before the big game and more
importantly, the trade deadline has passed. Charles and Trevin will remain with their respective teams after repeated
refusal by the GameCocks to trade and the R.O.C.'s early abandonment of pursuing negotiations. The only possible way
players can switch teams is through a Release & Sign. However, the team rosters will be frozen after November 25th.
After that date, no players can be added to a roster unless a player is injured and needs replacement. As for the R.O.C.
QB Crisis, every week is a different story. First it was Paul, then Tory, then back to Paul, and now...Trevin?
Trevin was quoted as saying, "Looks like I'm QB'in because no one else wants to...Fuck dat we winnin' this year, no more of
dis losin' shit." Wait, a new contestant throws his hat into the ring. Chad, anonymously described as below average,
claims that he's ready to step up if needed. Other potential rookies include Brion, Miguel, and Jonathon. Along
with the new Defensive M.V.P. Trophy, a WR of the Game Trophy and a QB of the Game Trophy are expected to be confirmed
in the upcoming week. The trophies will hopefully get players more excited about the game and drive up the level
of competition. Dustin sent a text message stating, "My TB performance: 7 TD's, 1 Int., game leader in tackles, and
the M.V.P. Award. Nuff said." With 14 days remaining, the CPDAFL is urging players to leave more posts in the forum.
Remember, your posts will go in the Festivus history books.
IMPORTANT - The game
will not be rescheduled for another day to accomodate any player. Many players have already made sacrifices to participate
in the Friday afternoon event.
November 5, 2003
- A third trophy has been added this year, the Defensive
M.V.P. Trophy. Every player qualifies for this award even if they're on the losing team. The CPDAFL has not ruled
out the possibility of a fourth trophy. As for the trade controversy, the R.O.C. has been rather quiet on demands lately.
Alex is very confident that the GameCocks M.V.P. will not abandon ship. The R.O.C. now has only nine days to make successful
negotiations before the trade deadline ends and their window of opportunity closes. Both Charles and Trevin have stated
that it doesn't matter what team they play for. Most players, except for Alex, have expressed an interest in a change
of pace. With Tory and Trevin declining the starting QB job, the R.O.C. QB crisis is bigger than ever. Paul can't
possibly be the starter, especially after an exhibition game where he was in anguish every time he went deep. BetGameDay, the new feature on the
site that posts odds updated regularly, has the GameCocks as heavy favorites.
October 27, 2003 - The incompetency of R.O.C. management
shines through as they fail to file an appeal (their own idea) before the deadline. Now they have to find a way to bring
in Charles before the November 14th trade deadline. Paul is furious and is quoted as saying, "I demand a trade
or else." This could mean a strike of the game. This evening Charles, Dustin and Paul engaged in trade discussions.
One consensus is that both teams need to resolve this as quickly as possible to help strengthen team strategy. At this
phase of the game, both teams have shown desperation. From one game contracts with signing bonuses to spotting the opposing
team points, negotiations are really adding a spice to this game. As of today, Paul demands a call of action and Alex
shows no signs of budging. The R.O.C. has one final option and that is to call a vote of the captains (Alex, Charles,
Dustin, Paul, Tory). The trade dealine is 18 days away. A contract must be written up that will be signed by both
of the players being traded. Signatures must be provided in pen.
October 23, 2003 - Not even
24 hours later, the R.O.C.'s trade proposal was adamantly shot down. Alex Chojnowski stated that nothing the R.O.C.
can offer will make him trade the GameCocks' star player. Hold on, it's not over just yet. The R.O.C. is in the
process of filing appeals to hold a vote on the matter. The appeal is a two step process that involves a vote
to decide if the trade should be voted on by each player. If Alex accepts the trade before appeals are filed, extra
benefits include a Pocket Passer clause, no crossing the middle, and possibly a spotted point. If Alex doesn't accept
and the R.O.C. wins the appeal process, the GameCocks receive nothing extra. Tory and Paul are hoping Alex will accept
the trade before the appeal deadline, which has been set for Sunday at midnight. If not, they are rather confident that
the vote could sway their way. The R.O.C. is intent on dismantling Alex's cockgime and making this year's game
more balanced than the previous two.
"Football
is not a democracy. It's a monocrary."
~
Alex Chojnowski
But
wait, the drama continues. Paul Rocco was recently hired at Nike Town and works on Fridays. If he can't get the
day off (because he's afraid to ask for a day off so early after getting hired) the R.O.C will be a player short. This
could lead to yet another appeal to bring Charles to the R.O.C. as starting QB. You can cut the tension with a
knife...
October 20, 2003 -
Paul Rocco feels like he's in the front office as he faces a QB crisis with the R.O.C. Tonight he was quoted as saying,
"We need Charles at QB. Tory doesn't want to do it. He can't deal with the pressure." Tory was given the starting
QB nod when Paul stepped down due to a bum shoulder. However, less than a month later he hasn't practiced once and doesn't
feel like he'll be anywhere near ready to be effective. Paul Rocco will officially propose a trade offer in the near
future. The most likely trade would be a straight swap for the two highest scorers of last year's Turkey Bowl, Charles
& Trevin. The R.O.C. would gain a readily prepared QB but would lose their new WR threat. The GameCocks would
gain a solid HB/WR but would lose the M.V.P. of last year's Bowl Capade. Overall, the R.O.C. would have a much more
impressive backfield but a question marked offense. For the GameCocks, they would have a double WR/HB unit and a reliable
tackling defense. If the trade goes through it would also set up the first Sibling Rivalry Bowl (Charles vs. Dustin,
Tory vs. Trevin, Paul vs. Crystal). Charles expressed some interest in a possible trade, licking his chops at the thought
of his first starting QB role in a major Bowl game. The R.O.C. hopes to make successful negotiations in the next few
days. Paul, acting as GM, thinks this could be the dawn of a new epic battle ---Alex vs. Charles--- and be the
final test in proving if Alex really deserves his 2000 QB of the Year award.
October 10, 2003 - Now that Tory Frazier is officially
listed as starting QB, Paul Rocco has been officially listed as starting WR. In response, the GameCocks have
released their defensive matchups:
Alex on Paul
Charles on Tory Crystal on Fuckqueer Dustin on Trevin
The
GameCocks will utilize these matchups no matter who the R.O.C. starts at quarterback. Co-Captain Dustin Stella has declared
the GameCocks will be armed and packing with a "Cock and Awe" offensive attack. Co-Captain Charles Stella recently stated
that the kicking aspect of the game will not be overlooked. With the new kicking tee rule, teams are no longer allowed
to throw the ball on special teams after scoring a touchdown. The GameCocks intend on holding punting and kicking sessions
in their practices the week prior to the game. Co-Captain Alex Chojnowski has agreed to a Lockdown Policy with his team.
It basically means that if Paul scores against him as a WR, he will do 20 pushups in the endzone. Crystal Rocco is excited
about running the ball, claiming that the team has a few tricks up their sleeves to get her that
extra yardage.
No statement
has been released from the R.O.C. La Familia as of yet.
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Turkey
Bowl Forum
Charles
Sep 29, 03 - 12:38 AM |
Drive For Three...
There's no stopping my drive for a third straight Turkey Bowl
win and M.V.P. honors. The Gamecocks are not falling for the R.O.C.'s bluff! We're not stupid enough to believe Tory is the
starting QB. If we are, then let the interception fest begin. No matter what position Tory plays, I have his ass on lockdown!
Watch out for the C&C Connection, you never know when we'll put a patented Stella to Rocco hailmary out of our sleeves.
The game is November 28th, which coincides with my one year anniversary with Jules. This game is dedicated to my girlfriend.
Rage On Chojnowski will fail yet again. Not even the Bitter Ends Treaty will have enough fuel to stop us.
 Charles "Kicker of the Year" Stella
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Trev
Sep 29th, 2003 - 12:14 PM |
 hmmmmmm
R.O.C yea number one clique yea if u represent us throw some touchdowns for us......... dat was cheesy.
not 2 long ago some sent me a text message and i quote "I wanna join the R.O.C, im tired of the chojnowski cockgime" not pointing
any fingers....... neway tory as qb should pretty interesting dont know how dats gonna turn out but we'll see as T.B 2K3 draws
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Dustin "All i do is Catch Touchdowns" Stella
Sep 30, 03 - 1:01 AM |
Taken the Gamecocks to da zenith and beyond.
Well its looking like another miss match
on Turkey day. So Tory is gonna be the starting QB, leaving Trevin and Pauls as the wideouts. Ouch.
Our offense is
gonna be top notch once again, and we even have some new tricks up our sleeves. We're gonna score fast and efficiently---We've
installed the Gamecock and Awe method on offense. Might as well call your squad "Team Iraq", bc we'll be throwing bombs on
you all game.
Sorry to cut this short, but i have to deliver some porn to Paul. Its been a while since he's scored.
Don't you hate when off the field problems carry over into the games?
Lata cocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alex
Sep 30, 03 - 3:14
PM |
Good Luck
Well its only a short time away but its coming. I just want to say to charles
what a great job on the site. Well off we go on the trash talk and let it fly. I m saying is that my talk is on the field.
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Paul "wow did he catch that" Rocco
Oct 6, 03 - 9:43
AM |
You better watch out
All I have to say is I know people look at the name Paul Rocco
and think the greatest QB in CDPA history, but it doesnt say QB it says WR, and I know that my skills at WR have been below
average, but this year will be different, I have a different approach and mentality, my body is different and the outcome
of this turkeybowl will also be different, Tory will still be a CB, so Alex your ass better watch to where your throwing cause
where coming fast and hard, hey Charles try not to break anything this time, and Dustin " all your gonna do is catch my dust
" stella, your teams offense might resemble the bills......IM READY!!!!
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Charles
Oct 7th, 2003 - 1:22 AM |
 The only thing I'm going to be breaking are R.O.C. ankles with my jukes
My game will  and make the defense  . The R.O.C. will be  with our "Cock and Awe" offense to the point of  . The C&C Connection will dominate with the  . I've kicked  in the past two Turkey Bowls. The Gamecocks are  so Paul you better  . Tory as starting QB is just one big  . I'll put any amount of  that he'll be out before you know it.  (a.k.a. - Paul) is gonna drop mad passes. Last year's performance for Trevin was a  . Our defense is brutal so call the  . Whether it be  or  or  , Tory is on  . I'm gonna win that  cause I'm the  of the field. Alex will be shouting to get the  lock. That ****Queer is nothing but a lettuce, pickles, onions, tomatoes,  ! The R.O.C. better start digging their  in advance. You don't have a chance in the  cause the stench of defeat attracts to your team like a  . Your corners will be burnt  . The QB/WR situation is nothing but a  . I am the  of the Bowl Capade. Only a month and change left until it's time to  .
Are you ready for some ?
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Alex
IP: 198.83.114.109
Oct 7, 03 - 2:25 PM |
Cock
All i know is **** is going to win. So don't worry ROC keep talking, cause when
i come on the field im going to shut you all up!!!!!!! GameCOCKS GameCOCKS Fight Fight Fight. And Paul you better not bet your life on it!
Truly Yours
Alex "RedMan" Chojnowski
Oh
Gawd Big Fat Juicy GameCOCK  |
ALex
IP: 198.83.112.100
Oct 14, 03 - 2:25 PM |
SHIT BITCHES
Well i see this is going to a ***** smacking fest. Were is the Trash
you **** sucking homos. And your Mama too. All i know is GameCocks ALL THE WAY BABY! ROC can Rock my cock. So step up and talk some ****! OR just sit and take the hit. |
Charles "I Gotz Da Dazuiba" Stella
IP: 169.226.221.234
Oct 15, 03 - 11:52 AM |
Rhyme Time Session
 R.O.C. is for Rage on Chojnowski; R.O.C. is plain crap
They're pretty much the same; it don't matter dis or dat
We'll
kick their asses in the A-Section, then throw them out of town
It's pretty much a sure thing that they're going down
The
R.O.C. is pathetic, especially their D
We own the Turkey Bowl, that's easy to see
We'll expose them all as losers, though
they think they're the best
The GameCocks will make sure they flunk their final test
They're the best at holding, false calls and whining too
They're
the best at crack-back blocks, and there's nothing you can do
They're the best at arguing calls, intimidating to none
They're
going to lose a third straight, the time has come
They once led the pack in trash talking, in complaining too
They
led the pack in smack, and in bad attitude
They lead the pack in losing a game at the drop of a dime
For the R.O.C., November 28th is doomsday time
Everything they stand for is full of crap
Everyone
on the team is unhappy, I'll tell you that
They laugh it off and play the same every year; that we all agree
Glad I'm
on a winning team and not the R.O.C.
R is for roadkill, their game deserves to be kicked to the curb
When they lose again they can always drown their sorrows in herb
We'll kick their
asses out of the Creek, then throw them out of town
Losing three years in row, who wouldn't feel down?
O is for
over the hill, their former QB has a bum shoulder
His sister has better offensive skills, he can't even hold her
Their
star WR was put on lockdown, no question he failed
His brother had a lucky game, this year he gets derailed
C is
for cold, they're going for a losing three pete
Just call it quits, the party's over, take a seat
The Turkey Bowl is
over before it even begins
That's what happens when you have Charles T. Stella, nothing but wins.
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Charles "WR of the Year" Stella
IP: 169.226.221.234
Oct 17, 03 - 12:12 PM |
10 Jokes about the R.O.C. ... guess that's an oxymoron
The R.O.C. WR's are gonna
miss the ball more times than Cinderella.
How do you keep an R.O.C. player out of your backyard?
Make an endzone
there.
Why can't Paul use the phone anymore?
Because he can't find the receiver.
What is the difference between
Cheerios and the R.O.C.?
Cheerios belong in a bowl.
What do you call an R.O.C. player with a Turkey Bowl trophy?
Thief!
How
can you tell when the R.O.C. is running the ball?
The HB leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
How does the
R.O.C. know when they've lost a football game?
The opening kickoff is in the air.
What's the difference between
the R.O.C. and a 400 lb. slob at a singles bar?
The 400 pounder has a better chance of scoring.
How does the R.O.C.
count to ten?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Why will the R.O.C. never have their own website?
They
can't put three W's in a row.
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Alex
IP: 152.163.253.69
Oct 18, 03 - 10:46 PM |
Ten things the ROC Grantee
1) On Friday, Satureday, and Sunday you can catch them
smoking up.
2) Their comebacks are are are.... Oh sorry there are none
3) Pauls arm will snap in half AGAIN!!!!!
4)
Tory have No scores on and off the field!
5) On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thrusday their HIGH!
6) Melissa
seen more sacks than the ROC
7) The Average points scored by ROC is the Average age of Pauls girlfriends
 Ja Rule is in Rap and Hip-Hop and Tory will be Hit, Popped and Dropped
9) Paul will pass the gravy and it will be
picked and returned back for a touchdown
10) Win!! Whats that????? |
TREVIN
IP: 64.12.97.6
Oct 20, 03 - 12:31 PM |
BLAAH
ALEX GO TO SCHOOL I "GUARANTEE" YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING
ROC 4 LIFE |
Alex
IP: 198.83.114.109
Oct 20th, 2003 - 2:21 PM |
 Re: BLAAH
Well i see who needs an edumacation! ROC Grantees to lick my balls and kiss my feet, cause paul
has no heat. |
crystal........how did she catch that c&c pass
IP: 64.12.97.6
Oct 20, 03 - 10:01 PM |
let the games begin
c&C CONNECTION WILL SHINE THIS YEAR WE WILL NOT BE DEFEATED.....ON
THE c&C FIELD OF DREAMS....I WILL DO THE BEST THAT I CAN OR WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP THE TEAM JUST DONT LEAVE ME OPEN CAUSE
I CAN CATCH THE BALL AND SCORE....BRING IT ON
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Charles "Kicker of the Year" Stella
IP: 169.226.221.234
Nov 11, 03 - 1:05 AM |
R.O.C. Fight Song
Did you guys hear the song R.O.C. fans are playing at their practices?
No? Well, that's probably because they haven't had a practice yet. But if they did, this is what the song would be like:
We're the R.O.C. and another loss is how it seems
We don't deserve to play on the A-Section Field of Dreams
We trash
talk a lot, show up to the game, every year we choke
The R.O.C., a buncha burgers, nothing but a joke
Our offense is subpar and forget about our
D
But we're gonna get our revenge just you wait and see
Just like the GameCocks we'll win a Turkey Bowl
To dethrown
them as champions is our #1 goal
We've faced them four times, but we never seem to win
Letting them win one more
time would be a sin
We gotta win the big one and we gotta do it now
We're never gonna do it cause we just don't know
how
We lose every year to Alex, Charles, Dustin, and Crystal, too
To us losing is routine, it's nothing really new
It's
agony to lose in November every single time
Being a bunch of German Hockey Champions is our only crime
It's November 11th, which means the trade deadline is three days away. Since the R.O.C. failed miserably in negotiations,
Charles Stella remains a GameCock for another year. Here are his crystal ball predictions:
Gamecocks win 16-10
M.V.P.
awarded to Dustin
Defensive M.V.P. awarded to Charles
QB of the Game awarded to Alex
WR of the Game awarded to Dustin
Kicker of the Game awarded to Charles
Any questions?
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Jennifer Novotny
IP: 24.46.45.95
Nov 14, 03 - 7:27 PM |
hmmm....
Okay, okay people, for three years now i've been keeping up with yall's
turkey bowl stuff. The trash talk is definitely an important part of this. But i have been dissapointed- i thought yall were
from Brooklyn! Two, three weeks w/o trash talk? no, no, no it just won't do. Get to it boys!
I must tell you my preDICKtions.
The past two turkey bowls, I've watched all of you play with one of my eyes closed and the other watching through a camcorder
lens (in the FU&%ing freezing cold might i add...) and one thing is for certain... the cocks rock.
Okay, so maybe
im a little biased because my man is a **** (gotta love it) but I know what I see, for year number three the Spring Creek
Game Cocks are gonna dominate the field of dreams.
I can't wait to see you all soon!
~ Jen 
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Charles "Golden Fingers" Stella
IP: 169.226.221.234
Nov 17, 03 - 12:37 AM |
Turkey Bowl 2K3 Scoring Summary
The two-time M.V.P. looks into the crystal ball again...
GameCocks - Crystal reception
GameCocks - Charles returns interception
GameCocks - Dustin reception
R.O.C. - Trevin run
GameCocks
- Dustin reception
GameCocks - Charles kick return
GameCocks - Alex QB sneak
R.O.C. - ****Queer reception
GameCocks
- Dustin returns fumble recovery
R.O.C. - ****Queer run
GameCocks - Charles reception
HALFTIME
Gamecocks - Dustin
reception
GameCocks - Crystal run
R.O.C. - Trevin reception
GameCocks - Charles returns interception
GameCocks
- Dustin returns interception
R.O.C. - Tory kick return
GameCocks - Dustin run
R.O.C. - Trevin reception
Gamecocks
- Charles punt return
R.O.C. - Player X run
GameCocks - Charles reception
R.O.C. - Tory returns fumble recovery
GameCocks
- Crystal reception
Final Score 16-8
R.O.C. scores three points in each half
R.O.C. never has back-to-back scores
Tory
has no offensive TD's
GameCocks have three turnovers, R.O.C. have seven
GameCocks dominate the air attack, R.O.C. relies
on their running game
Most GameCock kicks are touchbacks, most R.O.C. kicks are short or out of bounds
GameCocks punt
the ball twice, R.O.C. punts the ball thrice
Crystal scores the first point and the last
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Dustin "Just throw me the damn ball" Stella
IP: 205.188.209.139
Nov 17, 03 - 2:45 AM |
Getting Defensive
This is setting up to be a **** and awe-ful game. The Gamecocks size and over all speed appears to be no match for the heavily underdogged R.O.C. Lets just take a look at
some of the probable matchups.
Charles V. Tory- This battle of speed on speed is probably the games most anticipated
matchup. These two burners will try to match each other devry for devry, but who gets the edge in the end? Charle's "long
arms of the law" will allow him to bat down some homerun balls that Tory can not. Their speed is a stalemate, but the difference
in size can not be ignored. Advantage:Gamecocks
Dustin V. Trevin- This is the less sexy, but equally important wr/cb
matchup. Trevin had an MVP type game last year, but seemed to fade as the game wore on. Dustin was quietly effective, but didn't have the dominating performance expected from a CO-WR of the year. Dustin
has the height advantage, while Trevin bulky frame gives him the power running edge. And in the end, its to close to call.
Advantage: Stalemate
I'll hit you with the other matchups some other time. Its time for me to hit the hay and dream
sweet TB dreams.
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Charles "Mario Kart Afficionado" Stella
IP: 205.188.209.139
Nov 27, 03 - 2:59 PM |
Last Post from the M.V.P.
Black Friday keeps Paul away from the Turkey Bowl.
We
all know the real reason is because he's afraid of losing a third straight to Alex...
I twisted my ankle in a practice
session with my brother and it's all aced up. I'll be on that field no matter what to win a third straight M.V.P.
Who
is this Chad fellow? My guess, another victim of countless interceptions and shattered R.O.C. dreams.
The Frazier brothers
should prepare themselves for a complete Stella lockdown.
C&C Connection!
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