Mr. Bigguns (Big-ends)
Won't stop to the rhythm of the Baptu...Baptu,
Baptu, where's my Baptu?!?!
Smack, oh yeah, come on, I want you to...whoa
whoa yeah! Come one, I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Real tough cookie when the night is dead, can you die
from getting too much head? I like pussy, it's so sweet, pussy! Wooo wooo woo weeeeeee! Smack me with your
pussy! Smack me up and down! I said smack me with your pussy! It's out of sight, come on! Pussy, da
da da da da da da da, I like pussy! Oh you gotta, hit me with your pussy! Hit it left to right! Pussy, and
it's outta siiiiigggggghhhhhhtttt!
Tell me more about my, my re-election campaign, ah
haaaaaaaaa ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
No, you're wrong!
Oh god, c.........all me at 1-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-S leave
off the last S for savings
I don't eat pork with a fork, pop champaigne with
a cork, I don't listen to Bjork or have food fights with a spork, so don't even talk you fuckin' dork!
Well for one thing Mike, you forgot to turn off the
shower......OH SORRY!
A pound of beef and a bucket of balls
Tom, Hairy, Hairy, Tom......HAIRY!
Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits, home of the tits!
Dese nuts
Did you see Michael Jordan dunk on Shaquille O'Neal...pizza
pizza!
Got any pics? Pics yeah pics, huh huh pics,
yeah pics.
Far Fig Fruitin
Festivus (a.k.a. - Fiestas)
Why are you doing this to me Phyllis?
German Hockey Champion
Lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard,
BURGER!
I used to have a silver dollar...collection.
Cotton laced panties......PANTIES!
Circling the enchanted waters......WATERS!
Echo 1!
Space Needle - Captain Crooked - Anaconda - Ant Eater
Diggity Dawgs
I wanna warm Florida Gator welcome, for the songsters
of the sunshine state. HAIRY AND THE TOURISTS!
Out tonight, in my car, down the road to Piggie's
Bar
Why don't you go ask your Yudek?!?!
The Alliteration Game
Fall-back Final Jeopardy Response - Bangkok
"I said kneel honey!"
"I said I'd pay.
I said kneel!"
"I said I'd pay!"
Topless Trucker's Night
I wish they'd make pussy scented Alpo, cause you
know there's dog food and then there's pussy.
I wish they'd build a bridge.
I wish somebody could stick a needle up my ass.
Alex, nemalca.
Doosh doosh
"Damn it Alex your grandmother's a fucking bitch!"
"My grandma ain't fuckin'!"
Tightus Brightus
I no buy you game Alex, computer for your education!
My left nut looks like my right nut, do not duplicate.
Please do no duplicate my left nut.
Beastin' son!
"I'll sell you my pickle for a nickle."
"How 'bout two cents?"
"Otay!"
We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar
hey hey hey hey! We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar hey hey hey hey!
Why do we talk like this?
Fuck you nigga!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, there's puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudding!
My nuts in your mouth, my balls in your face
You must destroy the triangle
Oh yeah right!
Raindrops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't
mean my eyes will soon be turning reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
Mosheri (mon-cherry)
C&C Connection
"Your mama?"
"Hey don't be talking 'bout my mama."
"Your cat?"
Remember, it's the Duke!
Hey there Cockboy
I can feel your energies
No you're wrong! I'm right, you're wrong!
Why do I always have to be right?
Hot diggity damn red doggity dog, red dog, no dog
Cool and clear, clear and cool
Paulie, you know they got crack in cigarettes Paulie!
I had two pigeons fly from me today, one of them
bright and one of them gay. Where are my pigeons now?
NR-Mature Fiestas
Da Gummy Bears
Uh hi, I'm uhhhhhh Roger
Look at me I'm on top of the bunkbed----Ahhhhhhhhhh!
The Dow Jones fell 200 points...Well you know big
hairy cocks.
A tasty delight
Faggabonds
Mary Cockins
Treaty of Versailles (Treaty of Ghat, Treaty of the
Skins)
Anus Horrendous!
Damn Jeebes
Chub Chub Charubbs
Christy Canyon's Six Hour Spectacular
Eat meat oh eat meat, eat meat, eat meat, eat meat,
eat meat, eat meat!
You make my nipples so hard?
Satisfy every sexual need?
Yeah suck my dick, must be mailman week. Suck
it like a spare rib.
I woke up this morning my head felt dense.
I splashed it with water it didn't make sense. So I went down to the kitchen she was standing by the sink. All
she had to do was gimme that wink.
I put an ad in the paper said "Wanted Friend" somebody
who I can depend. I don't need somebody's who's really cool or has a fancy house with a swimmin pool.
She's a dime
I'll take that little cock
Voondebar
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans
hot dogs!
Releasing the International Tensions
Sticky Fingers
You ready for a cosmic experience?
Gimme dem sweet goodies
Tucka tucka tucka
Gimme that ass! I wanna eat your ass!
Gimme that big fat fuckin' ass!
My balls go ring ting a ling a ling ring ting a ling
a ling ding. Come on it's lovely weather to hump together with you. Hump it up, hump it up, hump it up, let's
go, you fuckin' hoe, how 'bout a blowjob in the snow?!
Tension Talley
Castallano was running scared through the streets
Cockus Aurelius
Cocktimus Prime
Easy Cum & Easy Go don't you know
A Bloody Court
Krasdale
Viva Los Vaginas!
Oooooooooo jamaine!
Get serious Trixie. The commissioner's daughter
is missing, the Jokester's at large!
Add some whipped cream and a few strawberry, baby
you got the nice wild cherry. Put banana with you clit and we ready to dine, and we ready to dine!
Get the keylock!
Give me just one bite...of that coochie
Brutus the Barber Fruitcake
Filthy Fruitopia
Time to graduate from Devry
