Alex Chojnowski
Charles Stella
Crystal Rocco
Dustin Stella
Paul Rocco
Tory Frazier
Trevin Frazier
2001
Festivus CPDA Awards Ceremony Tally
Best Dressed - GQ Winners:
Alex & Charles (2 votes each) Runner-ups:
Crystal (1 vote), Dustin (1 vote), Tory (1 vote)
Jeopardy Award - Smartest Winner:
Charles (5 votes) Runner-up: Paul (2 votes)
Seinfeld Award - Funniest Winner:
Paul (4 votes) Runner-ups: Charles
(1 vote), Crystal (1 vote)
Ironman Award - Strongest Winner:
Trevin (3 votes) Runner-ups: Alex (2 votes), Dustin (2 votes)
Video Game Star Winner:
Trevin (4 votes) Runner-ups: Paul
(2 votes), Tory (1 vote)
Ladies Man of the Year Winner:
Paul (6 votes) Runner-up: Dustin
(1 vote)
Football - Best Tackler Winner: Dustin (3 votes) Runner-ups:
Alex (2 votes), Paul (1 vote),Tory (1 vote) Football - Best Kicker Winner: Charles
(6 votes) Runner-up: Alex (1 vote) Football - Best Defensive Back Winner: Tory (4 votes) Runner-ups: Dustin (2 votes),
Paul (1 vote) Football - Running Back of the
Year Winner: Trevin (5 votes) Runner-ups:
Crystal (1 vote), Tory (1 vote) Football - Wide Receiver of the Year Winners: Charles & Dustin & Tory (2 votes each) Runner-up: Paul (1 vote) Football - Quarterback
of the Year Winner: Paul (3 votes) Runner-ups: Alex (2 votes), Charles (2 votes) Football - M.I.P. of the Year Winner:
Charles (3 votes) Runner-ups: Alex (2 votes), Trevin (2 votes) Football
- Defensive M.V.P. Winner: Tory (3 votes)
Runner-ups: Dustin (2 votes), Alex (1 vote), Paul (1 vote)
Football - Offensive M.V.P. Winners: Charles & Dustin (3 votes each) Runner-up: Trevin (1 vote) Football - M.V.P. Winners: Dustin
& Tory (2 votes each) Runner-ups: Charles (1 vote), Paul
(1 vote), Trevin (1 vote)
Basketball - Best Rebounder Winner:
Dustin (4 votes) Runner-up: Charles
(3 votes) Basketball - Best Dribbler Winner: Tory (5 votes) Runner-ups:
Alex (1 vote), Charles (1 vote) Basketball - Best 3-Point Shooter Winner: Crystal (4 votes) Runner-ups: Charles (2 votes),
Paul (1 vote) Basketball - Best Free Throw
Shooter Winner: Dustin (4 votes) Runner-ups: Alex (1 vote), Crystal (1 vote), Paul (1 vote) Basketball - Sharpshooter of the Year Winner:
Crystal (4 votes) Runner-ups: Alex (1 vote), Charles (1 vote), Paul (1 vote) Basketball - M.I.P. Winner: Alex
(4 votes) Runner-ups: Charles (1 vote), Crystal (1 vote),
Trevin (1 vote) Basketball - Defensive M.V.P.
Winner: Charles (5 votes) Runner-up: Dustin (2 votes) Basketball - Offensive M.V.P. Winner: Tory
(5 votes) Runner-ups: Dustin (1 vote), Paul (1 vote) Basketball - M.V.P. Winner: Charles (4 votes) Runner-ups: Tory (2 votes),
Trevin (1 votes)
Athletic Leadership Award Winner:
Alex (3 votes) Runner-ups: Charles
(2 votes), Dustin (1 vote), Trevin (1 vote) Athletic
Sportsmanship Award Winner: Trevin (3 votes)
Runner-ups: Charles (2 votes), Dustin (2 votes) M.I.P. Overall Athlete Winner: Alex (3 votes) Runner-ups: Trevin (2 votes),
Charles (1 vote), Crystal (1 vote) M.V.P. Overall
Athlete Winner: Tory (3 votes) Runner-ups:
Charles (2 votes), Paul (1 vote)
Tally
Statistics
Total Votes Received by Candidates:
Charles 49
Dustin 32 Tory
30 Paul 27 Alex 25 Trevin
24 Crystal 14
Sports Votes
Received by Candidates: Charles 41 Dustin
28 Tory 28
Alex 21 Trevin 17 Paul 13 Crystal
12
Football
Votes Received by Candidates: Charles 17
Dustin 14 Tory 13 Trevin 9 Alex 8 Paul 8 Crystal
1 Basketball
Votes Received by Candidates: Charles 17 Tory 12 Dustin 11
Crystal 10 Alex 7 Paul 4 Trevin
2 Total
Awards Received by Candidates: Charles 8
(GQ, Jeopardy, Kicker, WR, F-Ball MIP, F-Ball Offense, B-Ball Defense, B-Ball MVP) Tory
7 (DB, WR, F-Ball Defense, F-Ball MVP, Dribbler,
B-Ball Offense, MVP) Dustin 6
(Tackler, WR, F-Ball Offense, F-Ball MVP, Rebounder, Free Throw) Alex 4 (GQ, B-Ball MIP, Leadership, MIP) Trevin 4 (Ironman, Video Game, RB, Sportsmanship) Paul 3 (Seinfeld, Ladies Man, QB) Crystal 2 (3-Point Shooter, Sharpshooter) Football
Awards Received by Candidates: Charles 4 (Kicker, WR, F-Ball MIP, F-Ball Offense) Dustin 4 (Tackler, WR, F-Ball Offense, F-Ball M.V.P.) Tory 4 (DB, WR, F-Ball Defense, F-Ball MVP) Paul 1 (QB) Trevin 1
(RB) Alex 0
Crystal 0 Basketball Awards Received by Candidates: Charles 2 (B-Ball Defense, B-Ball MVP) Crystal 2 (3-Point Shooter, Sharpshooter) Dustin 2 (Rebounder, Free Throw Shooter) Tory 2 (Dribbler, B-Ball Offense) Alex 1 (B-Ball MIP) Paul 0 Trevin 0
2001
Bowl Schedule
Turkey Bowl
November 23rd, 2001 Winners: Alex, Charles,
Dustin, Crystal, Fequire Basantee Bowl December 22nd, 2001 Winners: Charles, Dustin, Paul X-Mas Bowl December 27th, 2001
Winners: Alex, Charles, Trevin Fiesta Bowl December 30th, 2001 Winners: Alex,
Charles, Dustin
Bowl Recap
The Orange C&C Turkey Bowl M.V.P. trophy was awarded to
Charles Stella for his performance (7 TD's, over 10 receptions without a drop). The night before the game, he took two
promo shots claiming he'll win the honor and even screamed "M.V.P.!" into the camera at the end of his interview.
Crystal Rocco admitted playing the worst football game
of her life on the biggest game of the year. She was responsible for three turnovers, several key dropped passes, and
an inability to tackle in Turkey Bowl 2K1. Since this was the only Bowl game she played she did not receive a single
award at Festivus for football. Alex Chojnowski
is responsible for the most infamous interception of the year, when he threw a dart into the hands of Chris Fequire. The
interception happened during the Turkey Bowl along with three others. Charles Stella was the only player not to lose a single game in the 2001 Bowl Capade. However, he
did not receive Football M.V.P. at Festivus. The award was shared between Dustin Stella and Tory Frazier. Dustin
had a record of 3-1, very respectable. Tory did not win a single game. Still, Charles was honored as Bowl Capade
2001 M.V.P. by several other players. Alex Chojnowski lead all quarterbacks
in interceptions thrown, yet had more wins than any other quarterback. He credits himself with being able to lose by
only one point with Tory and Trevin, while his adversary Paul lost twice with the duo each time by five or more. The X-Mas Bowl was proclaimed the biggest Bowl Capade upset. In that game, Alex, Charles,
and Trevin pulled off a win being down by two points late in the game. The most lopsided win was the Fiesta Bowl where
Alex, Charles, and Dustin managed to win 16-10.
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