Turkey Bowl 2K2

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Turkey Bowl 2K2

Turkey Bowl 2002

TURKEY BOWL 2K2

Date: November 29, 2002

Time: 1:00pm

Place: A-Section Football Field of Dreams

Final Score: GameCocks 16 - R.O.C. 13

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Team Spring Creek GameCocks

Co-Captain: Alex

Co-Captain: Dustin

Co-Captain: Charles

Crystal

VS.

Team R.O.C. La Familia

Co-Captain: Tory

Co-Captain: Paul

Trevin

FuckQueers

Field of Dreams, November 29th

Frank Daziuba M.V.P. Trophy

Named after Alex's Chojnowski's grandfather who passed away on November 8th, 2000. The trophy is awarded to the most inspiring player on the field that made an important difference in the game.

Last Year's Turkey Bowl 2K1 M.V.P. Trophy was awarded to Charles T. Stella for his 10+ reception/7 TD's performance.

Charles T. Stella won the award a second straight year in Turkey Bowl 2K2. He upped his game to a 9 TD's / 3 interceptions / 1 forced fuimble performance.

No time limit to this game

Alex P. Chojnowski

Although Alex led his team to victory last year, no one seemed to forget that one interception to the short stocky FuckQueer. This year he silenced his critics, winning again in a more convincing fashion. After a year of hitting the gym, Alex's speed was noticably faster and his hits noticably harder. He scored one touchdown and through for many. What's most impressive is that he didn't throw a single interception. Alex is definitely making a statement that he deserves QB of the Year once again.

Charles T. Stella

There's no doubt about it, #82 is back and better than ever. For the second year in a row Charles made his presence known. He scored more than half of the team's points (9 TD's), picked off the the QB of the Year three times, and forced a fumble/strip that became the winning score. Probably his biggest accomplishment was enforcing a complete lockdown on Tory. Charles has been rather consistent of late, continuing his undefeated streak into this year's Bowl Capade. He looks poised to take sole claim to Football M.V.P.

Crystal A. Rocco

The C&C Connection is back! Crystal and Charles scored the first three points for the GameCocks and went on to dominate. The patented Crystal sweep worked like a charm. She hasn't had this many receptions in the longest time. Is this just a fluke or is Crystal back for the long run? We'll see in the big Fiesta Bowl rematch.

Dustin W. Stella

Dustin scored four TD's in this year's big game to combine with his brother for 13 TD's. Although he dropped several passes, he was still a force at WR. He is without a doubt the best blocker, always ready to give up his body for the team. So far his temper has been kept under control. His new calmness led to improved team chemistry. Dustin is bar none the best player in any type of weather condition. When was the last time you saw him get injured?

Paul T. Rocco

The defending QB of the Year came into the game with a slightly dislocated shoulder. He definitely couldn't connect with his main WR Tory, instead turning to Trevin. While he threw for a fair amount of TD's, he also threw a total of four interceptions (matching what Alex threw last year). Between the injury and cold weather, Paul's game was very sub par. His defense need a big improvement. Wolverine needs to impress in the next game, or Alex might reclaim his coveted '00 award.

Tory Frazier

The biggest trash talker of them all had to eat his own words on November 29th. He was held to less than 10 receptions and didn't score a single receiving touchdown. In fact, his only scores came in the final 15 minutes of the game as rushing TD's. While Alex had the most memorable funny moment of last year's game, Tory took the title this year when an errant pass bounced off his head. He never seemed into his game, scoring only 13% of his team's points. If this is a sign of things to come, Tory might not even have a share at the WR of the Year award.

Trevin Frazier

Wow, Camp Shane really made a difference. Trevin baffled the Cocks scoring the majority of R.O.C.'s points, six to be exact. He eluded both Crytal and Dustin making circus catches in the endzone. He's a solid second string QB and proved he can still run the ball. If the GameCocks didn't pull off the win, Trevin would have the M.V.P. trophy. Hats off to Trevin for what looks like an M.I.P./...M.V.P. year?

Turkey Bowl 2K2

Turkey Bowl Smack Talk Message Board

Posted by alex on October 24, 2002 at 11:48:01:

lets all of us go out there and kick some ass cocks

Posted by Charles on October 24, 2002 at 20:29:24:

I'm on the prowl for a second straight Turkey Bowl M.V.P. award and here's how I'm gonna lock it...
TORY - LOCKDOWN
Paul - SACK ATTACK
Trevin - FREIGHT TRAIN DERAILMENT
Any questions?

Posted by Alex on October 30, 2002 at 10:05:50:

Well the Battle well begin in a month from now. Who will win? no trash talking i see so may the talking will be done on the field caus people r scare to talk and try to back up their words

Posted by Trevin on October 30, 2002 at 12:08:58:

As we all know, T.B. 2k2 is right around the corner and there will be alot of questions answered like "who will win", "who will be crowned M.V.P?", but most uv all "how will Trevin play since he is now 26 pounds lighter?" he showed talent in his basketball debut, but can the man they call "Freight Train" be as effective in football as well?? Only time will tell as this winter war closes in upon us.......

Posted by TORY on October 31, 2002 at 00:29:24:

ok i'll start it off. i am goin to fucking kill charles,he will not stop me.
there is no way that team is gonna win with alex at qb.how come im the only one realizes that alex sucks?charles is fast and tall but has that ever stopped me b4?think about it. i will dominate that whole fucking game. look out niggas cause im coming!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Your M.V.P. Charles on October 31, 2002 at 19:10:49:

I can't take the pressure, I'm going insane! Can't...hold......the smack...any...longer...AHHHHHHHHHH!

Tory thinks he's all that, and I won't deny he's very skilled, but his ass is on lockdown come November 29th. The only way Tory will be catching any passes will be on quick screens and if he does I'll hold him up and wait for Alex to come to slam his ass to the grass. All I have to do is shutdown Tory (which I will) and Paul has no other receivers. Everyone shoulda realized how worthless Tory is to his team when he didn't have a single win in the 2001 Bowl Capade. I on the other hand, won every game I played and still managed not to win Football M.V.P. at Festivus. FUCK YOU ALL!

Trevin I have no beefs with cause he don't talk that much trash. I'm interested to see how he plays now that he's lighter. Sure he'll be quicker but if he tries to bring that Freight Train through the lane I'll take him down with the quickness.

Paul has something to worry about this year. I'm guarding Tory which means his primary WR is now secondary. Alex is gonna be blitzing his ass every chance he gets and we've all seen how diesel Alex has gotten (don't say he hasn't cause that bitch is strong).

We're all out for Frankie's blood. That punk is gonna be hit the hardest if he plays.

Tory thinks he's gonna score seven or eight touchdowns on me. LMFAO! He can shove all his trash talk up his pothead ass. I'm out for a second M.V.P. award. Take a look at my stats, 7 TD's and no dropped passes. The second coming of the MtLaStella M.V.P. ceremony is coming...

This year's game might be closer than last year's massacre but R.O.C. La Familia will come out losers once again.

FUCK YOU ALL! I AM THE TRUE 2001 FESTIVUS FOOTBALL M.V.P.! Vindication is upon me...

Posted by TORY on November 01, 2002 at 00:47:31:

Are you serious, are those comments foreal. does anyone belive charles? cause i dont.
shove it up my pothead ass?
thats funny. but this pothead will shut ur ass down for talking shit that you and i know both you cant back up.
come on you know im gonna get at least 7or 8 touchdowns.now you've just added fuel to my fire. i'll score 10 touchdowns if i want to.alex's arms are not scaring me at all,because he wont even get a hand on me,lol.It's funny because i see littleguys trying to throw me off. but my game is grrreat that i can't be stopped

Posted by Tory can shove his fueled fire up his ass on November 01, 2002 at 22:38:51:

In Reply to: ok posted by TORY on November 01, 2002 at 00:47:31:

Tory where did you learn how to spell or put sentences together? Obviously Canarsie did a horrible job...
Adding fuel to your fire? LMAO! What fire do you have? You got a bullshit M.V.P. award that Dustin or I shoulda won. You also threw every vote for your own benefit. I'd like to see you score 10 touchdowns, let alone off of me. You'll score two or three off of last year's M.V.P. at the most, if you're lucky.
Of course all your hopes rest on your QB who can't throw an accurate pass in the cold if his life depended on it. Better run that ball more often Frazier or it's gonna be a long November 29th for you.

Posted by alex on November 05, 2002 at 10:36:49:

What the Fuck it looks like every one shut tthe fuck up. Well Here I go MVP"S Dustin Charles and Tory oh sorry u have to take that last name offcause losers can't win mvp award even thou that happened at festives well we see the true victor's on nov. 29!

Posted by Charles T. Stella on November 05, 2002 at 22:35:43:

In Reply to: Damn niggas posted by alex on November 05, 2002 at 10:36:49:

Take the poll on the front page of Mt. La Stella. I believe that right now the people believe Charles T. Stella will be repeating as Turkey Bowl M.V.P. Come on niggaz, you all know that my bro and I are going to dominate. Alex is going to shock the Creek when he throws for 10 touchdowns. The C&C Connection will be in full effect. The kicker of the year is back with the golden leg. Watch out fools, Mt. Whitey is back with something to prove. To prove that I am the rightful Festivus Football M.V.P.

Posted by Trevin on November 05, 2002 at 22:47:10:

alot uv trash talkin goin on b4 the big game. me persoanlly cannot say a damn thing considering how bad i sucked the past couple uv years.but i can say now that i loss some weight i may have a chance uv gettin more than jus ironman/rb awards(im still the frieght no matta wat!!!)so i will let all my actions on the field do the trash talkin and if im sucessful, i may start campaignin linke tory charles and da rest uv u cocketeers. see u nov. 29th.....

Posted by Alex on November 06, 2002 at 09:46:12:

Yo so Foar only a couple of people r talking and tory has gone silent i see. I see paul has been quiet, this is no trash talk where is the real shit. Crystal WHERE R U? C&C And not from players X's We Need Fuel For The FIRE!!! I want this to be the bigest and badest Turkey Bowl EVER. So come on

Posted by Mt. La Stella on November 07, 2002 at 01:52:29:

Well, November 28th Tory will stuff his face with turkey and then December 31st he'll stuff the ballots with BS votes. I can't do anything to stop it but November 29th I'll have my day of vindication. Alex you might as well just engrave that trophy "Charles T. Stella - Frank Da...whatever Trophy". M.V.P. isn't my first priority. I'll worry about winning first before showing Tory the true meaning of Devry. As for the rest of the ROC...may Mr. Bigguns have mercy on your souls.

Posted by Dustin on November 07, 2002 at 14:48:15:

Weak or strong, no the ROC is wrong, gonna put Tory on the ground where he belongs.
How can any team win with Alex at QB? Good question Tory, but I seem to have forgotten the final score of last years TB--perhaps you can remind me? Just think before u talk Dorkus.
Tory is a hater boy, we'll say see ya lata boy, bc you arent good enough for us.
We'll be at the turkey bowl, remembering what you wrote, while we watch ROC choooke.

Posted by Nicole on November 10, 2002 at 16:28:32:

Good luck to all of those paticipating in this year's Turkey Bowl. And to The Spring Creek Cocks (which includes my two brothers, Charles and Dustin, and my adopted brother, Alex): Kick ass!

Posted by Jennifer on November 11, 2002 at 13:46:49:

Good luck to all! You can count on me being there cheering everyone on. Of course I'm gonna cheer for the S.P. Cocks the loudest- lol i wonder why...
By the way, where's the trash talk? I saw some good quips- but not too many- lets pick up the rivalry people- get Faahhhrrred up- lol!!
By the way- if you need me to- I'll videotape again this year- let's just hope it's not as cold.
Later! Good luck and kick ass, people!

Posted by Alex on November 13, 2002 at 11:54:29:

It seems to me that no onw wants to trash talk. Cause i se no one can back it up. This is boring wiht out new stuff. Where is the heat, the passion, the fight. I am ready to go the trophies are great so great play is expected. LETS GO COCKS!!!!!

Posted by Mt. Whitey on November 14, 2002 at 10:27:32:

R.O.C. remembers I didn't talk any smack last year and dazzled the fan fare with my 7 TD's. It won't work for you guys so just smack it up. Here, lemme show you...Tory, you can't score off the field what makes you think you can score on it? That is how it's done people, that is how it's done...

Posted by Dustin All i do is Catch Touchdowns Stella on November 15, 2002 at 02:30:20:

In Reply to: R.O.C. is using my strategy from last year... posted by Mt. Whitey on November 14, 2002 at 10:27:32:

Damn Bro-Atleast give me some credit for my material. Beastin my lines son...BEASTIN! U know damn well i was gonna write that "scorin on/off the field" line about Tory, but u had to steal it. Thats mad Grimey son. But good luck in the Turkey Bowl anyway--Im sure you'll come a close second in the mvp department. But ill let u touch the trophey.

Posted by Paul QB of the Year 99,01 Rocco on November 14, 2002 at 11:38:39:

With all this trash talking I will enlighten this message board with real talking. As far as the Turkey Bowl is concerned....The Roc will be victorious!!!! Me and Tory are lethal offensive weapons....were like hot bitches when they see The Roc.....were gonna blow up the Cocks!!!!!! Trevin will ram the ball straight up your asses.....As far as my arm is concerned I have always been the gifted one...I dont give a fuck if I was playing in the brick cold north pole or hot ass Hawaii....I will still light up the fucking sky that day....and thats a promise. Paul + Tory x The Roc. = Victory... Good Luck cocks!

Posted by SuSaN on November 14, 2002 at 20:58:35:

heyy YoU! your site is awesome, and i just know your going to win this game. i can't wait till we finally get to hang out.
love ~Susan

Posted by Dustin on November 15, 2002 at 02:45:02:

In Reply to: you're hott lol posted by SuSaN on November 14, 2002 at 20:58:35:

Susan? Damn Bro, save some of your scorin for on the field. No offense to you Susan, but Charles needs to worry about gettin in the endzone...not your pants--jk.
And remember ROC--you not only have to deal with the cocks...you have to stop the Anaconda!!!

Posted by Alex on November 20, 2002 at 09:32:45:

This is going to be my last message to be posted. I Believe that the cocks trash talking is going to stop now. The real tak is going to start on the field. The COCKS are a team no individuals. MVP is going to the team cause with out every person this could not be possible. So ROC i ll see you on the field of dreams where my dreams will come true and your worset nightmares become reality. So to all my cocks quiet up and let are actions on the field do the talking. 9 days and counting........

Posted by Freight Train on November 25, 2002 at 15:39:51:

In 4 days the cocks will witness the destruction of a team.watever viagra u guys r on, we will make u go down like a frightened turtle. the r.o.c is runnin dis football shit me a.k.a T-easy, Tory a.k.a Tor-mittens, and Paul a.k.s Peedi Crack is takin ova so respect is in dis shit biotch!!!!!!!

Posted by Kicker of the Year on November 25, 2002 at 15:42:32:

CohibaGirl79: Stella will for sure be MVP for the Turkey Bowl... if you know any of his friends... make sure they hear this or tell
them to check out my diary... copy it and send it to
them...fuck it .. put it on a billboard... let them know
that they need to start praying that the Grand Master
Stella shows a little MERCY on you fools (in the spirit of Thanksgiving of course) at the Turkey Bowl... Because if he didn't...well... let's just say grass (and I am NOT talking about the kind that gives you the munchies) won't taste so great mixed with Thanksgiving dinner..

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