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Festivus for the Restivus

World Trade Center Bowl

(September 13, 2001)

Presuming I make it into Manhattan alive tomorrow and there are actually trains that take me into Brooklyn, Saturday is the "World Trade Center Bowl!" Try to display your patriotism to the game by wearing any kind of NY clothing or wearing red, white, and blue. I propose that we play at noon or some short time there after.

As of now the players are:
Alex
Paul
Tory
Trevin
Charles*
Crystal*
Dustin*

Matchups:
Paul & Alex (we know they can't be on the same team for many reasons)
Tory & Dustin (all they do is argue over who the better WR is, so they
should be on different teams)
Trevin/Crystal & Charles (ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)

We'll decide tomorrow night, I'll call the Rocco/Ramdaou residence from the
Greyhound tomorrow. Please think about the teams people, because I want it
to be ready to go for Saturday's big game. I hope to make this game a new
CPDA tradition!

~ Charles "Kicker of the Year" Stella

Prop. 10: The Chairman's Address

Turkey Bowl 2K1 Talk with Trevin

(October 23, 2001)

StellaBKNY82: Damn, who the hell is going to want to be on Alex's team now?!?!
Nfl2k17: UMMMMMMMM
Nfl2k17: NO1
StellaBKNY82: oh gawd
Nfl2k17: U CAN
StellaBKNY82: Nah Nah Nah Nah!
Nfl2k17: lol
StellaBKNY82: If I am with him I'm going to QB most of the game
StellaBKNY82: Fuck his into throwing @$$ (according to you guys)
Nfl2k17: lol, last time he played he gave up like 3
StellaBKNY82: Damn jigga
Nfl2k17: im goin for wr ov the year.........................
Nfl2k17: of*
StellaBKNY82: Oh geez
StellaBKNY82: I'm not going for any award
Nfl2k17: y not?
Nfl2k17: not even kicker?
StellaBKNY82: Cause when I do I suck it up
StellaBKNY82: lol
Nfl2k17: lol
StellaBKNY82: Well, maybe kicker, lol
StellaBKNY82: I can't believe Alex beat me in '99 for kicker....NAH NAH NAH!
Nfl2k17: who cares bout kicker
StellaBKNY82: Fuck you biatch!
Nfl2k17: lol
StellaBKNY82: It's one of my few awards that I won
Nfl2k17: how bout u kick dese nuts in ya mouth
StellaBKNY82: There's only one sports award I wanted to repeat in all year
StellaBKNY82: LoL
Nfl2k17:and wat award is dat?
StellaBKNY82: "B-Ball Defensive M.V.P."
StellaBKNY82: Ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Nfl2k17: u know u gonna get it
StellaBKNY82: Hmmm, dirty cocks
Nfl2k17: mt. whitey
StellaBKNY82: LoL
Nfl2k17: IM TAKING HB OF THE YEAR
StellaBKNY82: Ah ha haaaaaaa!
StellaBKNY82: The new Freight Train
Nfl2k17: AH HA HAAAAAA
StellaBKNY82: Dustin is making a run for WR
StellaBKNY82: Oh lordy lord
Nfl2k17: IM GONNA TRY AND GIVE HIM SOM COMP
StellaBKNY82: The only thing Paul ever wins in football is QB
Nfl2k17: LOL
StellaBKNY82: We'll see about that in 2001
Nfl2k17: U GOIN 4 QB?
StellaBKNY82: I'm not saying that I am
Nfl2k17: BUT..................
StellaBKNY82: but I'm definatley looking for more playing time and to make a statement
StellaBKNY82: The only reason why Paul wins QB is because 99% of his passes are to Tory
Nfl2k17: TRUE
StellaBKNY82: Well, we'll see what happens in the Turkey Bowl
Nfl2k17: GONNA HAVE DAT ASS ON LOCK?
StellaBKNY82: Alex says if he's against Paul he's gonna pressure his ass with sack attempts
Nfl2k17: PROBABLY GEET HIM 2
StellaBKNY82: I'm gonna have that ass locked down, scotch taped, velcroed, and saftey pinned
Nfl2k17: LOL
Nfl2k17: HE SAID ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN
StellaBKNY82: LoL
StellaBKNY82: The return of Dustin to the Turkey Bowl
StellaBKNY82: I bet you he wins MVP
StellaBKNY82: he probably is the best player
StellaBKNY82: If Alex wins any award it'll be...
Nfl2k17: umm

StellaBKNY82: lol
StellaBKNY82: ummm...
Nfl2k17: lol
Nfl2k17: slowest of the year?
StellaBKNY82: Best defensive player...
StellaBKNY82: when he's at QB
Nfl2k17: LOL
StellaBKNY82: Ah ha haa!
StellaBKNY82: Damn Jeebes, got to get to Computer Programming class
StellaBKNY82: Nah nah nah nah!
Nfl2k17: AIGHT LATA
StellaBKNY82: Talk to ya later...

Results to Prop. 10

5 Votes - No Payment, No Penalty

1 Vote - Payment, if no, Penalty

Therefore, Alex's vote has been shot down in a crushing defeat. If you still want to contribute funds, feel free to do so.

CPDATT Chairman (maybe not for long)

P.S. - Below is everyone responses (some were edited for specific purposes):

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well being that i dont want to pay this dickhead fee of $10.which i refuse to
                           pay just to play football with my friends ,alex can take his 10 dollars and wipe his
                           ass with it.  "i will not play if i am forced to pay!!!"that is my moto for this chairman's
                           address.also being 1 of the cdpa members i propose that :1. the winners get a bottle of C & C soda.

2.we pay nothin and we go to the movies after the game and then have
                           a sleep over that nite.i think i have spoken for most of the cdpa
                           members(me,paul,trevin,dustin,crystal,charles.
                           sincerly yours, m.v.p tory "toast"frazier.
                           ___________________________________________________________

naaaa
                           you know its going to get shot down nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! 

my vote is a yes

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My vote in this mockery of a discussion, is choice number three. I feel as
                           part of "R.O.C La Familia", we will not let this imbecile destroy the game as
                           he stated "we love to play so much". It will be a nice addition to have a
                           camera, but we all know Paul has a camera and jus get Alexis
                           to film this timeless classic. SO in closing, my vote is choice number 3- No
                           pay  No Penalty. "I will not play if I have to pay", which is the theme of
                           our alliance "The R.O.C" God Bless america and The R.O.C.

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well i vote for question #3 and thats my final answer 
u got my vote......uuuuuuuuuummmmmmm....
                           
hopefully this goes well and we dont have to spend 
money on crap we dont need...me and tory and paul 
think the
                           winning team should get a bottle of 
c&c.....and on that bottle will be a sign that 
says champions.....and the
                           mvp get's a dr.path 
well got to go to bed gigga.....later 

-crystal jeter

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Dear Chairman, 
      I
                           have carefully read through your response to prop. 10, and are

disturbed by a particular section. You mention that by no means does have

the authority to enforce such stiff penalties upon fellow CPDA award

members - and i agree 100%. However it strongly upsets me that you (as the

chairman) get the final say in this matter. Why do u have more power then

the rest of members, and why r u the chairman anyway?
                           Now i will make

my proposal. I suggest that who ever would like
                           to pay Alex the funds

should do so, but it is not an obligation.
                           To be fair to Alex, if he does put in

money for a camera he is not obligated to show
                           the other members who

refused to pay funds. I also have a new proposal myself----I believe that the

member with the most awards recieved on the New Years Festivus should

become the new Chairman - for democracy. I also ask that all members be

100% fair about the voting process---No Alliances!!! 

                                                                        Thanks
                           for listening, 
                                                                                    Dustin
                           Stella 

P.S. Trevon will never get a hold of my sweet goodies---DON'T YOU DARE!! OH GAWD!!

the rulers back!

i am spearheading a "anti-alex/prop 10" group called "THE R.O.C"me and trevin are memebers of "THE R.O.C".im not saying im not apart of the cdpatt
but this is just a group against alex's proposole. in light of this i was inspired by the man him self, jay-z to write the theme song of 'THE R.O.C" enjoy =).

coooooome on!!! r.o.c we running this shit. the take over, the breaks over
nigga. the god mc me t- hova hey little alex you aint ready for war ,R.O.C too
strong for you,its like bringing a knife to a gun fight, pen to a test,testing the line of fire with ur cheap ass shirt.we bringing those boys to win,how you supposed to win?this is grown man b.i. get you thrown in the creeka biotch!!
ur reach aint strong enuff nowski ,ur grammer aint good enuff dickhead roc-a-fella is the army,betta yet the navy,niggas will kidnapp ur bopchu spit at ur moma.we bring knifes to ur kitchen kill ur "prop 10" , we kill ur grammer with a muthafucking sledghammer,dont make let us do it to ya nowski cause we ova do it , so you wont confuse it with just rap music. r.o.c we running this prop 10 shit,trev-easy we running this prop 10 shit,the paul street bully we run this shit, get zipped up in tight pants when it happens thats it,C-way we running this prop10 shit.

dont take it seriously its just a rhyme cause i was bored,but dont take the R.O.C lightly, he will be heard. IT'S THE R.O.C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SINCERLY,T-HOVA,LOL

Turkey Bowl 2K1 Newsletter

Dear Festivus members,

November is upon us and we all know what this glorious month brings. Besides the birth of our lord (Mt. Whitey), the eleventh month brings us the most anticipated sporting event of the CPDATT year. That's right, Turkey Bowl 2K1 is only 12 days away. The Turkey Bowl is the best time for players to make a statement. A bad performance can cost you an award, no matter how well you perform before November 23rd. Are you ready? This newsletter is to help you prepare for the most important game of the year.

First I'll discuss certain propositions, but don't worry they aren't anything like Prop. 10. Please e-mail me back with your votes.

Turkey Bowl Propositions

How many points should be scored to win?

Should there be kick returns?

Yes, allow them

No, after each score spot the ball at a certain point

Let the kicking team decide on whether to kick or spot

What should be the blitz count?

What should be done about the wall and the out-of-bounds line?

Leave the wall as part of the O.O.B. line

Make a 3-foot cushion between the wall and the O.O.B line

If kickoff returns are allowed, should there be onside kicks?

Yes, allow them with special 10 yard markers on the field

No, don't allow them

Yes, but the onside kick must be announced

Should wide receiver picks (an illegal move in the NFL and NCAA) be allowed?

Yes, allow them

No, don't allow them

Yes, allow them within a certain distance

If the game is taped, should Instant Replays be allowed?

Yes, allow them

No, don't allow them

If Instant Replays are allowed, how many should each team have at its disposal?

A total of 6 (3 each half)

A total of 4 (2 each half)

A total of 2 (1 each half)

Just one (in either half)

If Instant Replays are allowed, what should be the penalty for losing a challenge?

No penalty enforced

If defense challenges and no touchdown is made, automatic first down for the offense

If offense challenges and no turnover is made,

loss of 1/4 distance of the field

If defense challenges and touchdown is made, next offensive possesion loss of half the distance to the goaline

If offense challenges and turnover is made, opposing team receives 1/4 distance of the field gain

What should a safety count as?

1/2 point

Loss of down, spot ball at 1

Turnover on downs, spot ball at certain point

Please respond to the propositions through e-mail (MtLaStella82@hotmail.com), IM (StellaBKNY82), or telephone (518-442-0500 or 646-872-6418). If you have any other suggestions please "reply all" to this e-mail and voice your opinion.

Turkey Bowl Scouting Report

Paul "the player formally know as Freight Train" Rocco

Primary Position(s): Quarterback

Honors: 2 Quarterback of the Year Awards ('98 & '99)

2001 Target Award(s): Quarterback of the Year

Paul has proven to be a solid quarterback over the past three years. At this point, he is the best short-range Quarterback. He is known to throw short & quick strikes. He can throw relatively accurate on long passes as well, so don't give any room for his WR to roam because you think you might be able to pick a floater. His greatest weakness is that he's not a scrambling QB. However, he is smart enough to take the sack. Also, he is a mediocre bad weather QB. Some say the reason he did not win a third straight "QB of the Year" award in 2000 was because he threw the ball way too often to his primary receiver Tory. Good coverage on Tory may lead to a nightmare for Paul come the 12th. On defense, Paul usually stays in to guard the Quarterback. If he is a corner, take advantage and exploit him. Come the day after Thanksgiving, Paul's golden arm might just earn him the coveted C&C Trophy.

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Alex "Prop. 10" Chojnowski

Primary Position(s): Quarterback

Honors: Quarterback of the Year Award ('00), Kicker of the Year Award ('99), Defensive Player of the Year Award ('99)

2001 Target Award(s): Quarterback of the Year, Kicker of the Year, Defensive Player of the Year

After last year's stunning "Quarterback of the Year" victory (capturing 3 votes to Charles and Paul's 2 a piece), Alex has not let go his hopes of winning a second straight. On long passes, he has a mean spiral. However, short-range passes have been a problem for Alex. He has no problem being blitzed, often waiting for the count even if a WR is open. His major weakness is the amount of interceptions he throws, especially if the weather conditions aren't good. Alex is probably the most criticized player, and he will be under a heavy attack thanks to Proposition 10. Don't underestimate him this time around. He has been hitting the gym a lot lately and has become somewhat stronger and faster. On defense, Alex is one of the best tacklers. He also knows how to rile his team up and get the opposing team steaming mad. He has had a reputation of being injury plagued in the past two years. Alex is hoping people will underestimate him come 12 days from now.

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Dustin "All I Do Is Catch Touchdowns" Stella

Primary Position(s): Wide Receiver

Honors: 2 Wide Receiver of the Year Awards ('98 - three way tie & '99 - two way tie), Defensive Player of the Year Award ('98)

2001 Target Award(s): Wide Receiver of the Year, Defensive Player of the Year

If Dustin hadn't missed last year's Turkey Bowl, he might have grabbed his third "WR of the Year" award. He is especially lethal on long passes thanks to his height and is probably the smartest WR when it comes to making decisions after the reception. His major weakness is his speed. If he gets that up, he'll be able to burn the corners easier because he knows how to cut and never messes up where he's supposed to be on a called play. Dustin loves to play in the snow or rain, so he's a solid bad-weather receiver. On defense, Dustin is on Alex's level of tackling. His long arms make the QB's think twice before throwing, making him an exceptionally well corner. He doesn't give much room for the WR's to roam, so throwing short quick strikes on him would be your best option. In Dustin's return to the big game, listen for his catch phrase, you might here it often.

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Charles "Chairman of the Board" Stella

Primary Position(s): Wide Receiver, Quarterback when called upon

Honors: Wide Receiver of the Year Award ('98 - three way tie), 2 Kicker of the Year Awards ('98 & '00)

2001 Target Award(s): Wide Receiver of the Year, Kicker of the Year, potential QB of the Year

The last time he won a "Wide Receiver of the Year" award was three years ago and he wasn't the sole possesor. There's no doubt his game has suffered a bit in the past two years. He seems to drop the easy catches and make the harder ones. In the past, if it was cold you'd be taking a risk throwing to him. This year might be different. He'll be playing the big game with special football gloves made for WR's. Add that to his track speed and his '98 glory year might return. When he's called upon Charles can make a decent Quarterback. In the past he won three consecutive quarterback competitions but because of his speed and WR skills he was never given the opportunity. If Alex makes mistakes early, look for Charles to come into the game sporting his QB gloves as well. At QB he loves to throw long passes. On defense, he's solid but tends to let the WR's roam. When he stays in he can be a menace to the QB, tipping many throws with those long arms. Don't be surprised if he has a breakout game at both QB and WR.

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Tory "Nobody Can Hold Me" Frazier

Primary Position(s): Wide Receiver

Honors: 3 Wide Receiver of the Year Awards ('98 - three way tie, '99 - two way tie, & '00), Defensive Player of the Year ('00)

2001 Target Award(s): Wide Receiver of the Year, Defensive Player of the Year

Nobody on the field trash-talks as much before a game than Tory does. Often he has the stats to back it up but he's quick to quiet down when he doesn't. His height is the main reason he earns his WR awards. He is very good at his position for someone with his height. He can jump high and his speed can blow the corners away. His major weakness is that he tends to jump way too often even if he doesn't have to, leaving him open to attack by the corner before he lands on the ground. On defense, Tory has proven himself to be quite good. He's a good tackler and usually leads corners in interceptions. Getting into Tory's head like Alex usually does is a good way to keep Tory's stats down. Keep your eyes and ears open for heated talk between Tory and Alex. If Tory uses his speed effectivly, he might win a fourth straight.

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Trevin "Ecco 1" Frazier

Primary Position(s): Wide Receiver, Half Back

Honors: Most Improved Player of the Year Award ('99)

Target 2001 Award(s): Wide Reciever of the Year, Half Back of the Year

Trevin has announced his intentions for the Turkey Bowl and one is to show why he should be considered for "Wide Receiver of the Year." The other is to drink from the C&C bottle and bask in being T.B.2K1 M.V.P. He plans on the corners underestimating his ability to catch. At the World Trade Center Bowl he steamed over the defense looking like the Generation X Freight Train. If Paul doesn't throw too well, Trevin would make a good back-up at QB. On defense, if he's a corner look for the offense to throw to his man. It's not difficult to make him look like burnt toast on the long ball. For Trevin, Turkey Bowl 2K1 is his opportunity to cash in on his first major award.

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Crystal "Pass Me The Ball" Rocco

Primary Position(s): Half Back, Wide Receiver

Honors: Most Improved Player of the Year Award ('00)

Target 2001 Award(s): Half Back of the Year Award ('01)

Don't be afraid to tackle Crystal just cause she's a girl, because she's not afraid to tackle you. She is on Trevin's level of running the ball so she also makes a good running back. If the ball hits her in the chest she'll most likely catch the ball. If she's forced to reach then it's a different story. In order for her to be an effective WR she needs help in the form of picks. On defense, she usually stays in with the QB and doesn't rush that often. Crystal's success on Friday the 23rd will mainly depend on her QB's accuracy. She might shock and amaze, she's done it in the past.

Turkey Bowl M.V.P. Odds

For those of you who don't know, the player who is declared Most Valuable Player at the Turkey Bowl will receive a special C&C Trophy. Below are the Creek Odds for the Trophy winner:

Paul: 3-1

Alex: 4-1

Dustin: 2-1

Charles: 3-1

Tory: 2-1

Trevin: 5-1

Crystal: 6-1

Player X

The teams that have been agreed upon are Paul, Tory, and Trevin VS. Alex, Dustin, and Charles. If another player isn't found, Crystal will be forced to sub for one of the teams. It's up to you people to find another Player (Player X) so Crystal can stay in the whole game.

That's it for now. I hope you found this newsletter to be helpful in your run for the awards. Please respond with your thoughts on the propositions and bring your best to the field.

Turkey Bowl 2K1
November 23, 2001

Field of Dreams

1:00 p.m.

Sincerely,

Charles T. Stella

P.S. - Happy Veteran's Day! UNITED WE STAND

Turkey Bowl chat with Dustin

A conversation between Dustin (SweetGoodies102) and myself (StellaBKNY82). Dustin insisted I send this out, let the battle begin in 11 Days!

StellaBKNY82: Ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sweetgoodies102: oh gawd
StellaBKNY82: What do ya think of the newsletter Penis-Kabob?
StellaBKNY82: Well Mary Cockins?
Sweetgoodies102: i'm almost done
StellaBKNY82: reading it?
StellaBKNY82: LoL
Sweetgoodies102: no, responding
StellaBKNY82: Oh geezus
StellaBKNY82: tell me when Cockenstein
Sweetgoodies102: i sent it
Sweetgoodies102: very cool profiles
StellaBKNY82: Hmmm, thanks
Sweetgoodies102: player profiles that is
StellaBKNY82: hold on
StellaBKNY82: yeah
Sweetgoodies102: did everyone else vote?
StellaBKNY82: nope, not yet
StellaBKNY82: opening now
StellaBKNY82: nice reply
Sweetgoodies102: to which ones?
StellaBKNY82: I like the safety one
Sweetgoodies102: i liked that myself
StellaBKNY82: ne replays whatsoever, lol
Sweetgoodies102: it'll take way 2 long
Sweetgoodies102: who else voted?
StellaBKNY82: No one yet
StellaBKNY82: I'm gonna get Paul's and Crystal's over the phone
Sweetgoodies102: oh gawd
StellaBKNY82: and Alex
StellaBKNY82: Trevin gonna reply tomorrow morning
StellaBKNY82: You think Trevin has a shot at WR?
Sweetgoodies102: no fucking way
StellaBKNY82: LoL
StellaBKNY82: Alex for QB?
Sweetgoodies102: I've been saying thay your gonna win the MVP so step up big---dont make me a liar
Sweetgoodies102: Yep
StellaBKNY82: MVP of the Turkey Bowl?
Sweetgoodies102: yes
StellaBKNY82: Oh geez
StellaBKNY82: I've got the gloves
StellaBKNY82: no TD, ah ha haaaaaaaa!
Sweetgoodies102: i know, i bought into the the glove hype---if better not be BS
Sweetgoodies102: i knew it
Sweetgoodies102: it better
StellaBKNY82: LoL
Sweetgoodies102: Tory is gonna shit it up
StellaBKNY82: You think so?
Sweetgoodies102: yes------crystal gonna run the ball well
Sweetgoodies102: I'll shut his ass down like the last game we played
StellaBKNY82: LoL,
StellaBKNY82: Trevin says he's gonna burn me
Sweetgoodies102: oh ya right------they just can't match up on us
Are they gonna put trevon on me or you?
StellaBKNY82: I'm not sure
Sweetgoodies102: They have to
StellaBKNY82: they'll probably put Tory on you, that's my guess
Sweetgoodies102: I dont think so----they're gonna go with the speed matchups
StellaBKNY82: Oh geez
StellaBKNY82: true true
StellaBKNY82: but you're a better WR
Sweetgoodies102: we'll kill them all game----the problem for u is that we're gonna ake Alex look real good
Sweetgoodies102: make
StellaBKNY82: LoL
StellaBKNY82: Nah nah nah nah nah!
Sweetgoodies102: it doesn't matter----they dont wanna give up the homer
StellaBKNY82:: I have to hope Alex makes like McDonalds and BURGERS it up
Sweetgoodies102: its gonna be hard with this tandem----unless X is ade fast/good
Sweetgoodies102: mad
StellaBKNY82: Hmmm
StellaBKNY82: They might have somebody to play
Sweetgoodies102: do u know em?
Sweetgoodies102: oh.....looks like a blow out
StellaBKNY82: yeah
StellaBKNY82: We'll see
Sweetgoodies102: if 10 points- 10-7
if 16 points- 16-12
if 20 points- 20-15
Sweetgoodies102: easily
Sweetgoodies102: u can send this convo. out if u want
StellaBKNY82: Seriously?
StellaBKNY82: LoL
Sweetgoodies102: U here Me-----Blow out city, USA

StellaBKNY82: Nah, I'll post it on my online journal and e-mail
StellaBKNY82: LoL, ok I'll send it

Turkey Bowl Newsletter - THE SEQUEL (includes "Prop. Anteater")

Dear Festivus for the Restivus members,

First let me start off this second installment of the Turkey Bowl newsletter with proposition results from the first. Crystal's votes were the only votes not received, had she voted some of these outcomes might have been completely different. Ms. Jetta has until early Friday morning to get her votes to me, or a revote will be issued.

Instant Replays

1 per game, able to use at any time

Wide Receiver Picks

Yes, able to use up to a certain distance

Kickoffs

Tie - No kick returns & Allow kicking team to decide

Onside Kicks

Yes, if kickoffs are allowed

Out of Bounds Line

Tie - Leave wall as line & 3-foot cushion

Blitz Count

Length of Game

16 points

Event of a Safety

Turnover on downs, ball spotted 5-10 yards before 1st down marker

Since nobody voted on Instant Replay penalties, no penalty will be enforced. In order to have instant replays we need someone to tape the action. It is to my understanding that Alexis "Queen Dork" Ramdaou will be video-taping the game and taking pictures. Several people have told me she will tape the game if she gets paid. If this is true, someone let me know.

Glad to know people liked the player profiles. Although there were a few complaints. From the responses I've received it seems as though the big player matchups for the game will be:

Tory vs. Dustin

The battle of the two top WR's (for now) seems to be heating up. Dustin guaranteed "Shut Down, U.S.A." and lockdown on Tory. Tory reissued the fact he won WR of the Year three times to Dustin's two and said the stats will speak for itself. The quarterbacks might be throwing the other way when they see these two on each other like flies on shit.

Tory vs. Alex

Alex stated, "Let the wall be the out of bounds line cause we all know who I'm throwing into it." Tory believes Alex was given way too much credit on the Scouting Report and he plans on unleashing an all-out blitz attack. These two have always had heated words and those words might lead to heated hits.

Alex vs. Paul

# 1 ranked QB vs. # 1 Contender? In his quest for a second straight year to win QB, Alex demanded a starting job at the Turkey Bowl. He insists he's a better QB but no one will give him a chance. Paul has been the most quiet player so far, maybe he's taking advantage of the heated trash-talking.

Trevin vs. Charles, Dustin, and Tory

Why all four? Trevin's made his claim - Turkey Bowl M.V.P. en route to 2001 Wide Receiver of the Year. Can he back it up? His first challenge will be to cut up the Stella corners.

He's already infamously known for Proposition 10 and now the Polish Prince strikes again. He's unhappy with the time-start of the game and he's unhappy with the field. We'll let democracy decide for itself. Please vote on the below Proposition entitled "Prop. Anteater."

Game Time

11:00 a.m.

12:00 p.m.

1:00 p.m.

2:00 p.m.

Other

Field Location

Field of Dreams

Long Way (endzone facing basketball court)

Other

You know the deal, either e-mail me (MtLaStella82@hotmail.com), IM me (StellaBKNY82), or telephone me (518-442-0500 or 646-872-6418) with your votes. The votes need to reach me by early Friday morning. Alex's votes are 12:00 p.m. and Long Way field.

In conclusion, below is the 411 on Turkey Bowl 2001 (astericks indicate it could change). If you have any problems, please reply and if necessary, more propositions will be made.

Turkey Bowl 2K1

September 23, 2001

*Field of Dreams*

*1:00 p.m.*

Alex, Dustin, Charles, *Crystal* vs. Paul, Tory, Trevin, Player X

Instant Replay (if taped)

2-3 Liter Special C&C Trophy for winning team

Small C&C Trophy for Player M.V.P.

Sincerely,

Charles T. Stella

P.S. - Beware of the R.O.C.!

Turkey Bowl 2K1 Program

Dustin Stella    Alex Chojnowski

Charles Stella          X



Turkey Bowl 2001 Program



Trevin Frazier                  Crystal Rocco


Tory Frazier            Paul Rocco

Players/Positions
(Offensive Positions)

1. Alex Chojnowski- QB*
2. Tory Frazier- WR*
3. Trevin Frazier- RB*/WR
4. Crystal Rocco- RB/WR
5. Paul Rocco- QB
6. Charles Stella- QB/WR
7. Dustin Stella- WR

* Represents 2000 player of the year at that position
Defensive Specialist

CB- Tory Frazier/Charles Stella
Run Stoppers- Alex Chojnowski/Dustin Stella
Special Team Notables

KR- Tory Frazier/Charles Stella
PK- Alex Chojnowski/Charles Stella

Note- Still an unknown player with unknown position

Who Will Receive the Votes?

In a perfect world, every game played during the year would count in the voting process. We all know, however, that this is not a perfect world. We tend to remember the very last games in order to substantiate a superior candidate. While this may seem unfair too many, in some cases it maybe one hundred percent necessary. I'll let you make up your mind using this specific example.
Last year was an extremely tight race in several categories. One particular award that was up for grabs was the Wide Receiver of the Year. The two front runners for the award were Tory Frazier and Dustin Stella. Tory was able to take great advantage over Stella because Dustin was unable to attend the Turkey Bowl. That meant that Tory had one more game to show his abilities, keeping in mind that the defending defensive player of the years was not their to put the clasps on him. Stella would only have a couple of games prior to New Years to show case his talent. However, despite superior play in those contests, including a six touchdown performance in his return, Frazier captured the award.
Dustin apparently lost votes because he did not attend the Turkey Bowl, even though the matter was out of his hands. Should he have been punished. One may argue yes, because you can not disregard Frazier's solid play in the Turkey Bowl. One may argue No, because Stella had dominant games in his return, and Frazier did not have to face the Defensive Player of Year. Its a debate that looms to this very day. Perhaps the Turkey Bowl 2K1 battle will settle this war once and for all (as a side note, Trevin considers himself a threat as well).

TORY V. DUSTIN
PART II

Who Will You Pass Up?

Up until last year the Quarterback of the year seemed more like a lifetime achievement award. After all, Paul Rocco did snatch it up in the first two years of the CPDA awards existence. He also was a favorite to win for the third consecutive year, until an unlikely candidate ended his dominance. Alex Chojnowski was able to steal it away with solid play in the days prior to the ceremony. To make matters worse for Paul, he was the one that cast the deciding vote against himself! A mistake he more then likely will not be making again (keep in mind-no alliances).

This has started a heated rivalry between the two warriors. Paul got the best of Alex in a game earlier this year, but Alex was able to retaliate with a pair of wins himself. They seem to be in a deadlock, with the Turkey Bowl being the next challenge. But hold the phone now, don't bill this one as Paul V. Alex quite yet. We have a new runner in this apparent three man race. Charles Stella looks to dethrone Alex for his first ever QB of the year.
But Does Charles have a realistic shot at doing so? Alex stated that "if you want to win, you'll have to find a third team." Although this statement may seem unfair, it may be simple reality. Alex does not appear ready to split the time, believing that it will effect his vote total. I feel that only one solution can solve this problem. Split halves, and count it as a five point game in your head. That goes for all the voters as well. As for Paul, if he wishes to split time with ones of his teammates, so be it. If he does not however, he can not use any excuse about him having to play a full game. Let's be adults here and just vote the best one. Keep an open mind when playing the game.  Decisions should not be made before it starts!!
Who Will Run Away With the Award?

It is quite obvious that street ball football is dominated by the passing game. Teams put it in the air, or the Quarterback has intentions of throwing, about 75-80% (sometimes higher) of the time. This is why the running backs get lost in the hype. This year that spot is wide open, but in my opinion it comes down to two main candidates - Trevin Frazier and Crystal Rocco.
Trevin is the defending Running back of the year. He is a power runner, and is excellent to use in short yardage situation and on the goal line. Sometimes it may take more than one potential tackler to bring the stout Frazier down. He's most dangerous when he gets his man one on one, with that person usually being a less then spectacular defender. He is certainly a dangerous weapon to have around. So where does Crystal Rocco appear in this equation?
Rocco has shown major strides, and is ready to bring her game to a new level. She ran the ball very well in two back to back ball games earlier this year, using one very specific play. Due to the fact that it would be unfair to release the exact play to the opposing team so shortly before the game, I will keep it confidential.

Turkey Bowl 2K1 Recap + Proposition 3

The day was November 23, 2001. The time was around 1:00 p.m. The event was Turkey Bowl 2K1. Alex, Dustin, Charles, Crystal, Michael vs. Paul, Tory, Trevin, Eddie, Chris. The final score was 16-13. Here's a recap on player performance, with quotes by Trevin "White Castle Pimp" Frazier:

Alex ***

Although he led his team to victory after losing last year's Turkey Bowl, the one play that people will remember of Alex's was throwing an interception to the fat lineman ("You rang?!?!). He played with severe intensity, as shown when he tackled Tory and screamed down at him on the ground. His signature move in the game appeared to be the QB run on crossing the middle. Quoting Trevin, "Everytime I saw something good from Alex, something bad took over." Once again Alex gets no respect for a winning QB performance, even if he did throw 5 interceptions (two of which weren't his fault). Could Turkey Bowl 2K1 have been Alex's swan song at QB?

Dustin ****

"All I do is catch touchdowns!" Dustin had a solid game at WR, scoring 4 touchdowns. He pulled himself together in the second half defensively and was one of the main catalysts in helping his team put a stop to blowing a five point lead to almost lose the game. His performance kept himself in the running for WR of the Year. When asking Trevin on Dustin's game he commented, "On how he burnt me?" Will Dustin continue to make the corners burnt toast in his run for WR of the Year?

Charles *****

He screamed into the camera, "M.V.P.!" at the end of his TB2K1 interview and he did not disappoint. His scoring spree started on a fumble (caused by Alex) return for a TD. He went on to score six more touchdowns and even throw for one. It was the first time in his Bowl career that he had more than 10 receptions without dropping a single pass. He was at QB several times where he went 2-2. After letting Trevin score two quick TD's, he put the lockdown on him for the rest of the game. Trevin's comment - "Pretty good defense." Is it the gloves?!?! His performance won him Turkey Bowl 2001 M.V.P. and also won him a C&C splash ceremony. Nobody believed him when he said he'd do it. He's counting on nobody believing him that he's going for WR, or QB for that matter. Was Mt. La Stella's game just a fluke?

Crystal *

Ms. Jetta forms one of the halves of the C&C connection with Charles. She hoped for the "phat passes" but it wasn't meant to be. November 23rd was just not her day. Crystal is responsible for two of Alex's interceptions and numerous dropped passes and botched defensive plays. What did Trevin have to say? "She ain't shit. She gets no respect from me." Pretty straight-forward, this could have been one of Crystal's worst games ever played. Will she be able to rebound for the first football game of 2002?

Paul ***

Wolverine made his intentions clear that Alex would not win QB of the Year again. His performance was not too convincing. He had a mediocre game compared to his usual play. He was a lot more spread out with delivering the ball to different wide receivers instead of just Tory. Some say that's why his game was sub par. His teammate Trevin had this to say about Paul - "He did ok. He did better than Alex." One thing's for sure, he'll have to be a lot quicker in the pocket if he wants to keep from getting sacked so often. I think in his next game my good buddy will be right back on track. Will he be able to get his QB title back? Or will Alex steal it away yet again, or possibly newcoming challenger Charles?

Tory ****

Everyone on the opposing team thought of Tory as a trashtalker. He said he'd let the numbers speak for themself. He shocked everyone with a relatively calm game, until the end where he complained of the teams being a slaughter. His performance was rock solid, keeping his team in the game. His brother Trevin stated, "He's the same, always coming through." However, this founder of the "R.O.C. La Familia" wasn't rock solid enough to grant himself WR of the game and lead his team to victory. He's still got the stuff, but come Festivus will it be enough?

Trevin **

Trevin went on a campaign before the game for "Trevin Frazier - WR of the Year." He scored two touchdowns very quickly to make Charles think twice about giving him room. After his second score, he was locked down and was only able to receive short screen passes. Trevin played below standards for himself but he's not done campaigning. Three bowls means plenty of opportunities and he's ready for all of the chances he can get. Will all of that cheesey bread crumple his hopes?

Proposition 3

If you haven't read Alex's and Dustin's proposals for Prop. 3, below is their e-mail containing it:

To the Members:

     It is are great fortitude to give you the members Prop. #3. This is the prop for the next three bowls in the run for CDPA awards in football.

1) OH YEAH RIGHT BOWL!!
    Team 1   vs    Team 2
    Alex/QB        Paul
    Tory           Charles/QB
    Trevin         Dustin
2) X-MAS BOWL!!
    Team 1   vs   Team2
    Dustin        Charles/QB
    Tory          Trevin
    Paul/QB       Alex
3) No Your Wrong Bowl!!!!
    Team 1 vs    Team 2
    Alex          Dustin ?
    Paul          Trevin ?
    Charles/QB    Tory ?

* The losing player (Trevin or Dustin)of the Oh ya Right bowl and the No your Wrong Bowl will be forced to relinquish their sweet goodies to the winning player. Justice will be served once and for all, and the goodies will be right where they belong. This will prevent any unnecessary wars from breaking out, as mentioned in the new cockstitution.

** Also do no fail to remember the biggest bowl of them all.
The Fiesta Bowl !!!!!
Team 1 vs Team 2
Alex      Paul
Dustin    Tory
Charles   Trevin

We would like to thank all the members for their long contribution to the CPDA foundation. And Good Luck to all the athletes!

                                           Your Founding Fathers,
                                         Alex "the Virgin" Chojnowski
                                           Dustin "Anaconda" Stella

______________________________________________________________________

As you all know, a proposition must be voted upon. So please get your votes from the topics below to me by e-mail (MtLaStella@hotmail.com), IM (StellaBKNY82), or telephone (518-442-0500).

OH YEAH RIGHT BOWL

Yes with proposed teams

Yes with different teams

Yes with proposed teams and new name

Yes with different teams and new name

No game

X-MAS BOWL

Yes with proposed teams

Yes with different teams

Yes with proposed teams and new name

Yes with different teams and new name

No game

NO YOU'RE WRONG BOWL
Yes with proposed teams

Yes with different teams

Yes with proposed teams and new name

Yes with different teams and new name

No game

Please have all votes in by Sunday the 9th at 12:00 p.m.

Like the M.V.P. promo included in the e-mail? I took it on Thanksgiving, the night before the game.

C.P.D.A. Chairman,

Charles T. Stella

There is a huge problem with the 1st game of the "bowlcapade". I feel the team of Paul Charles and Dustin is a slaughter. Therefore, I propose that no brothers can play on the same team meaning charles and dustin cant be on the same team, and tory and myself cant be on the same team. I saw we change the team of the 1st game because it's a slaughter. E-mail the votes back to me at nfl2k17@aol.com, trevinfrazier@hotmail.com or nfl2k_14@yahoo.com. God Bless America, The Bill of Kahns, Cockgress, and the true GOD - Mr. Bigguns.

Prop. 20 (Read if you believe in our beloved Kahnstituion)

(December 19, 2001)

(December 20, 2001)

hey stella,

i have a name change for this saturdays football game even though iam not gonna be in it. i really think we should change the name to the basantee bowl cause on dec 20th 2001 this will be a year since she died and u guys should dedicate this bowl to her even if u guys play on sat so what do u think mtlastella e-mail me back it's just an idea.

-crystal jeter

IMPORTANT Festivus E-mail

Dear Festivus Members,

party w/ more ppl!!!!!!

NO the fesitus must live on,
                           I know you all think were
                           getting to old for the award thing................but
                           you cant break tradition..........dammit!!!!!!!!
                           Festivus awards 1999 to foreva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET THE TRASH TALKING BEGIN!

MtLaStella: Alex said he's stronger from working out and he's getting faster and smarter
CheezitzX24: smarter,lmao
CheezitzX24: me paul and this kid from citylights played ball at west 4th
MtLaStella: I played yesterday and got my ass busted
CheezitzX24: paul is looking alittle rocky
CheezitzX24: i was bustin ass of course
MtLaStella: I thought he was practicing
CheezitzX24: i dont know
MtLaStella: same with Trevin, how does he look?
CheezitzX24: he dont look too good
CheezitzX24: last time wee played he was shitty
MtLaStella: Damn, everyone seems a little rusty
MtLaStella: I wanna see Alex
CheezitzX24: im not rusty
CheezitzX24: my jump got alot better
CheezitzX24: shot
MtLaStella: I ain't saying anything about my game, we'll see what happens
CheezitzX24: and i changed up my style of dribbling alittle
CheezitzX24: i got some new moves
MtLaStella: COCK!
CheezitzX24: well
CheezitzX24: alex claims to be better, but didnt he say the same thing football season
CheezitzX24: bum ass
MtLaStella: Ya never know, maybe he'll dazzle us

CheezitzX24: dazzle with his breath

MtLaStella: Fuck yo, I hope my ass doesn't get double teamed every play again
CheezitzX24: damn i hope i dont brake any ankles this year
MtLaStella: fucking cock
CheezitzX24: im getting mvp
CheezitzX24: mark my words!
MtLaStella: IF there's a Festivus

MtLaStella: I'm not giving up my title without a fight, nah nah nah nah nah!
CheezitzX24: it will be a fight for about a week
CheezitzX24: then im running away with it
MtLaStella: Whatever you say
CheezitzX24: oooook

CheezitzX24: im fucking sore for no reason
MtLaStella: I got a massively jammed finger, wearing a splint
CheezitzX24: what happend?
MtLaStella: I was playin' yesterday and some 6'6"+ black guy muffed my shot when I went for a lay up
MtLaStella: I hit the ground and I hit it hard
MtLaStella: He was doing reverse dunks and shit, I think he was on the team here
CheezitzX24: lol
MtLaStella: mad people were laughing
CheezitzX24: did he dunk on you?
MtLaStella: Not on me, I wasn't guarding him
MtLaStella: I was guarding some short kid that I blocked like 10 times
CheezitzX24: haha
MtLaStella: that shit was embarassing though
CheezitzX24: i wish i would've seen that
MtLaStella: I vow no one will see such a shameful display ever again
CheezitzX24: ahhhhaaaaaaaaaa

MtLaStella: How do you think Dustin's gonna play?
CheezitzX24: he is a good player
CheezitzX24: but not m.v.p.
MtLaStella: I wanna see Alex "jay me up"
CheezitzX24: he doesnt have a jumper
MtLaStella: he's got a good post up game
CheezitzX24: yea against someone smaller

CheezitzX24: and that stupid reverse lay up

MtLaStella: What about Crystal?
CheezitzX24: shitty as always

CheezitzX24: she thinks she is nice
CheezitzX24: but ......no
MtLaStella: No 3rd straight sharpshooter or 3-point shooteR?

CheezitzX24: nope
CheezitzX24: she should've never got it the 1st time
CheezitzX24: she wont get anything

MtLaStella: quite possibly
MtLaStella: Trevin won't get anything

CheezitzX24: yup
CheezitzX24: he is leaving with paul
MtLaStella: Both of them prolly won't get shit unless they impress the hell out of me in the next month

CheezitzX24: yea

MtLaStella: Aight, I know your M.V.P. prediction but what about.....
MtLaStella: Offensive M.V.P. ?

CheezitzX24: me
MtLaStella: Defensive M.V.P.?
CheezitzX24: you
CheezitzX24: maybe me
MtLaStella: M.I.P.?

CheezitzX24: dustin
MtLaStella: Sharpshooter?
CheezitzX24: paul
MtLaStella: LMAO
MtLaStella: ok
CheezitzX24: i think he is gonna get it
MtLaStella: 3-point shooter?
CheezitzX24: you i guess

MtLaStella: Free throw?
CheezitzX24: me
MtLaStella: Rebounder?
CheezitzX24: DUSTIN
MtLaStella: Dribbler?
CheezitzX24: lol me
MtLaStella: I guess that's it
MtLaStella: nothing for Trevin or Crystal?

CheezitzX24: nah
CheezitzX24: maybe rebound 4 trevin
CheezitzX24: thats about it

CheezitzX24: maybe crystal will get m.i.p
MtLaStella: Alex comes up empty handed?

CheezitzX24: yea

CheezitzX24: he doesnt do anything well
CheezitzX24: he cant dribble
CheezitzX24: defense is barely there

CheezitzX24: he is not a great shooter
CheezitzX24: and sometimes he does stupid shit

CheezitzX24: you cant trust him when the game is on the line

MtLaStella: My upset special is Alex for Offensive M.V.P.

CheezitzX24: lmaaaaaooo

CheezitzX24: he wont get close to that 1
MtLaStella: The only obvious award is Dribbler (you), everything else is up for grabs

CheezitzX24: yea

MtLaStella: Well next week the fun on the courts shall begin

CheezitzX24: i hope it doesnt rain

MtLaStella: Paul better back up his claim

CheezitzX24: what is he claiming?
MtLaStella: the destruction of Mt. Whitey

CheezitzX24: ahhhhaa

Turkey Bowl 2K2 Votations

(September 24th, 2002)

Dear Creeksters,

Slightly more than two months away is the Festivus sporting event of the year. The football game that makes the biggest impression on our December 31st votes. This year I'm starting the props a little early so the Turkey Bowl 2K2 page can go up on http://mtlastella.tripod.com. This site will provide you with all the information you need for the big game.

Please repond to the following propositions by e-mail a.s.a.p.

How many points should be scored to win?

10          12          16          20

What should the policy be on kick returns?

Allow them          Don't allow them, spot the ball          Kicking team decides

If kickoff returns are allowed, should there be onside kicks?

Allow them with special 10 yard markers on the field          Don't allow them

What should be the blitz count?

5          6          7

What should be done about the wall and the out-of-bounds line?

Leave the wall as part of the O.O.B. line

Make a 3-foot cushion between the wall and the O.O.B line

Should wide receiver picks (an illegal move in the NFL and NCAA) be allowed?

Allow them          Don't allow them          Allow them within a certain distance

What should a safety count as?

1/2 point          Loss of down, spot ball at 1          Turnover on downs, spot ball at certain point

Please respond to the propositions through e-mail (MtLaStella82@hotmail.com), IM (MtLaStella), or telephone (518-442-0081 or 917-216-8067). If you have any other suggestions please "reply all" to this e-mail and voice your opinion.

Turkey Bowl Message from Redman

(October 1, 2002)

A MESSAGE FROM YOUR FELLOW FESTIVUS FRIEND:

The time upon us has arrived once again for the great spectacle which we call Turkey Bowl. Two great teams will interlock for battle of two trophies and the bragging rights for the year for who is the best team. New memories will be engraved into our minds as the rivalries continue. As the CPDA is looking forward to this event we would like all spectators to come and view this great battle. As to the players, the bad-mouthing, the ragging and the attitude will be bigger and badder of yet. I would like to tell you that it's only 59 days and counting...

Your founding father,

Alex P. Chojnowski

    January 2003 - Charles T. Stella and Crystal A. Rocco agree on a third consecutive summer alliance in basketball. The C&C Connection (a term coined in Turkey Bowl 2K) made the coalition official with a handshake. For the past two years, the two have been teaming up to win an impressive amount of awards at Festivus. Some of the C&C Connection's awards include "Basketball M.V.P.", "Defensive M.V.P.", "Three-Point Shooter of the Year", and "Sharpshooter of the Year".
    Charles and Crystal decided to continue their alliance thanks to their common bond in C&C soda and Liberty basketball. In 2002, the two good friends had limited competition. Paul Rocco and Trevin Frazier both spent the majority of the summer away at a camp in upstate NY. Alex Chojnowski rarely chose to compete citing "a very busy schedule". However, this year looks as if Paul and Trevin will be returning to action. Perhaps the biggest development is the departure of the '01 Offensive M.V.P., Tory Frazier.

    Still, last year saw a screeching halt to the Festivus tradition. Hopes are optimistic about a rebirth this year, especially with only one Creekster potentially being gone for the three month season.  Even in the absense of last year's New Year's Eve ceremony, the C&C Connection was enthusiastic about teaming up again.  Charles stated in a recent press conference, "We didn't want to take the risk of pursuing our own personal interests in the event that Festivus might return. The spirit of the C&C Connection will carry on as long as C-Town churns out those 3-Liters and basketball remains the official sport of the CPDA summer."

    The basketball season officially kicks off May 15th on the Spring Creek A-Section courts.  The C&C Connection plan to use their alliance where it would be most effective, in Utah games (a.k.a. - 21). The most common strategy used in these games is letting up on defense against each other. Although, part of their agreement is every C&C for him/herself when getting the key or breaking the ice.

    For information on seeing the C&C Connection in action, send an e-mail to any of the addresses at the bottom of this page. You can also sign up with the C&C Party Patrol for a chance to hang out with Charles and Crystal at a NY Liberty game. Check the C&C Connection page on www.CharlesStella.com throughout the summer for C&C stats and progress.